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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2009-05-14 12:51 pm
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Things I learned yesterday...

If a kid comes running in from outside cupping something in their hands and asks if you'd like to see the answer is not only "no" but also "take it back outside this instant."

Despite appearances, salad dressing bottles do not make good lightsabers.

Salad dressing does come off windows with some elbow grease. However, it does not come off ceilings easily.

Oddly enough, the cat does not like to wear shorts on his head.

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Dad doing it is kind of an open invitation to join in.

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, it also meant he had to get up on the ladder and get the rest off the ceiling.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
*cackles* served him right!

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
My mother seemed to think so.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Was he on the couch that night? Or at least threatened with it?

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure he was threatened with many things, that day.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
*snickers* ooh boy, I bet

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Especially for teaching us that JELLO does, in fact, stick to a ceiling, if thrown properly.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
uh-oh, woke up the cat laughing so hard at that!

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
I apologize if any sort of vengeance is taken upon you for that.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2009-05-17 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I bribed him with some tuna this morning, with luck that'll take care of it

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2009-05-18 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Good luck.