Things I learned yesterday...

[donutsweeper]

If a kid comes running in from outside cupping something in their hands and asks if you'd like to see the answer is not only "no" but also "take it back outside this instant."

Despite appearances, salad dressing bottles do not make good lightsabers.

Salad dressing does come off windows with some elbow grease. However, it does not come off ceilings easily.

Oddly enough, the cat does not like to wear shorts on his head.

Comments

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he was threatened with many things, that day.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*snickers* ooh boy, I bet

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Especially for teaching us that JELLO does, in fact, stick to a ceiling, if thrown properly.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

uh-oh, woke up the cat laughing so hard at that!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I apologize if any sort of vengeance is taken upon you for that.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I bribed him with some tuna this morning, with luck that'll take care of it

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Good luck.