Things I learned yesterday...

[donutsweeper]

If a kid comes running in from outside cupping something in their hands and asks if you'd like to see the answer is not only "no" but also "take it back outside this instant."

Despite appearances, salad dressing bottles do not make good lightsabers.

Salad dressing does come off windows with some elbow grease. However, it does not come off ceilings easily.

Oddly enough, the cat does not like to wear shorts on his head.

Comments

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

Well if I kept my ego in my bum then it might have got abit bruised ;-)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

poor little bum