Powdered Sugar Research

[donutsweeper]

Title: Powdered Sugar Research
Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen does some research into the alien donuts
Author's Note: Fourth in the powdered sugar crack!fic series

Owen carefully collected samples.  He gathered together every scrap, every crumb, every surviving powdered sugar and donut molecule he could get his hands on.  He was going to find out why those damned alien donuts were aphrodisiacs. 

Just to satisfy his own curiosity, of course.

He ran every test he could think of, using every piece of equipment in the lab, and many he’d snitched out of the archives when Ianto wasn’t looking. 

And found nothing.

They were donuts. Just donuts.  And the powdered sugar was...sucrose, nothing that he couldn’t pick up at the local shop.

He was... confused.

Comments

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

He would be! hahahahaha. We have a a psychosomatic association (or something like that) going on here... love it.

[fandom-me.livejournal.com]

*cackles*That's perfect.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

LOL! I KNEW IT. ::giggles:: That's great.

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I can't possibly think of why Owen might want to know what's in alien donuts...

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

I'm confused, too!

...the donuts are just an excuse for everybody to do what they want to do anyway?

[eumenidis.livejournal.com]

Does it never occur to you, Owen, sweetheart, that if you didn't insult everyone around you every chance you get every way you can think of, you might not have to resort to chemical aids to get laid? Oh, it hasn't?

Some ugly ducklings grown up to be swans, some just grow up to be ugly ducks...

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

OMG


Don't let Sheppard know!!

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

hmmmm....very innnteresting...

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

*Laughs* oh, GENIUS. I love it. Will he break the news to them, I wonder?

[secbeth.livejournal.com]

He's having A rodney moment!!

[roguewords.livejournal.com]

hee

[unfeathered]

Oh, lovely - that's just what you'd expect him to do! I love the fact he didn't find anything. But then, even he only has limited instruments to study them with - maybe he just hasn't got the right kind of alien ones... *g*