Powdered Sugar Research

[donutsweeper]

Title: Powdered Sugar Research
Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen does some research into the alien donuts
Author's Note: Fourth in the powdered sugar crack!fic series

Owen carefully collected samples.  He gathered together every scrap, every crumb, every surviving powdered sugar and donut molecule he could get his hands on.  He was going to find out why those damned alien donuts were aphrodisiacs. 

Just to satisfy his own curiosity, of course.

He ran every test he could think of, using every piece of equipment in the lab, and many he’d snitched out of the archives when Ianto wasn’t looking. 

And found nothing.

They were donuts. Just donuts.  And the powdered sugar was...sucrose, nothing that he couldn’t pick up at the local shop.

He was... confused.

Comments

[eumenidis.livejournal.com]

Does it never occur to you, Owen, sweetheart, that if you didn't insult everyone around you every chance you get every way you can think of, you might not have to resort to chemical aids to get laid? Oh, it hasn't?

Some ugly ducklings grown up to be swans, some just grow up to be ugly ducks...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Poor Owen. He even admits that he's a prat

[eumenidis.livejournal.com]

That's the first step; now if he'll just join Prats Anonymous...