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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-16 09:25 pm

Powdered Sugar Results

Title: Powdered Sugar Results
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen confronts Jack with the results of his research into the alien donuts
Author's Note: Fifth in the powdered sugar crack!fic series.

“Jack, what the hell is going on?”  Owen barreled into Jack’s office, shouting.  “Did you really think I wouldn’t run tests?  That I wouldn’t try to figure it out?”  He poked Jack in the chest several times.  “Alien sex donuts my arse!  You tell me what the hell happened now, and I mean right now, or...”  But the threat died in his throat when he saw the look on Jack’s face.

There was an uncomfortable pause.

“Owen?”

“Yeah, Jack?”

“You didn’t test pheromone levels?”  Jack shook his head.  “Seriously?” 

Owen smacked himself on the forehead and ran back to his lab.

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
This is exactly the question I been wanting to ask on torchwood_meta. How the heck does one figure out how to rate things? I don't even know how to read ratings, apparently. I once blundered unsuspectingly into a "15" fic that had fairly explicit sex. Mind you, I was glad I read it once I finished...

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
you should suggest that to [livejournal.com profile] jadesfire2808 or one of the other mods there. it's a VERY good question. And there seems to be a lot of confusion about it!