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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-16 09:25 pm

Powdered Sugar Results

Title: Powdered Sugar Results
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen confronts Jack with the results of his research into the alien donuts
Author's Note: Fifth in the powdered sugar crack!fic series.

“Jack, what the hell is going on?”  Owen barreled into Jack’s office, shouting.  “Did you really think I wouldn’t run tests?  That I wouldn’t try to figure it out?”  He poked Jack in the chest several times.  “Alien sex donuts my arse!  You tell me what the hell happened now, and I mean right now, or...”  But the threat died in his throat when he saw the look on Jack’s face.

There was an uncomfortable pause.

“Owen?”

“Yeah, Jack?”

“You didn’t test pheromone levels?”  Jack shook his head.  “Seriously?” 

Owen smacked himself on the forehead and ran back to his lab.

[identity profile] kensieg.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
hee!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-17 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! So...not regular donuts after all. There goes my theory! *g*

I love your cracked out alien donut series.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
maybe, maybe not... Jack just asked if he tested for it....

I'm glad you like them, and maybe I'm a bit evil as well?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-17 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't like you so much if you weren't a bit evil.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
bwhahahaha it's all about the donuts baby!!! They turned me!!!!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-17 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Gotta watch those donuts every minute.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
maybe the rift will bring more soon?

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[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hee!

Jack is enjoying screwing with Owen's head, isn't he?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
oh definately! And can you blame him?

[identity profile] aeron-lanart.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
Just his head? *g*

These are alien donuts after all...

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*bg* and *blush* hmmm.. you have a point.. they are alien donuts....
unfeathered: (Jack Lick Here)

[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-11-17 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO *g*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
poor owen... the alien donuts are being mean to him

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh jeez Jack out him out of his misery already!!!

HEEEEE

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
but tormenting Owen is so fun!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] _medley_'s been teaching me to be evil. I LIKE being evil!

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I *really* need to make a badge ;-)

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
DO IT!!!! The donuts command you to!

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-18 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
hee...silly Owen.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-18 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
The donuts keep thwarting Owen, don't they?

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-19 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
yes...and it's very amusing.

[identity profile] avon-09.livejournal.com 2007-11-26 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Alien sex donuts my arse...the line of my evening!