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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-16 09:25 pm

Powdered Sugar Results

Title: Powdered Sugar Results
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen confronts Jack with the results of his research into the alien donuts
Author's Note: Fifth in the powdered sugar crack!fic series.

“Jack, what the hell is going on?”  Owen barreled into Jack’s office, shouting.  “Did you really think I wouldn’t run tests?  That I wouldn’t try to figure it out?”  He poked Jack in the chest several times.  “Alien sex donuts my arse!  You tell me what the hell happened now, and I mean right now, or...”  But the threat died in his throat when he saw the look on Jack’s face.

There was an uncomfortable pause.

“Owen?”

“Yeah, Jack?”

“You didn’t test pheromone levels?”  Jack shook his head.  “Seriously?” 

Owen smacked himself on the forehead and ran back to his lab.

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
*bounce* OMG *bounce* I love it!!! *bounce* You will be posting these, right? *bounce* And writing more? *bounce* Right? *bounce* Please? *bounce*

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-17 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
How can I resist the bouncing and enthusiasm? (Thank you tons!) I'll be happy to post these. Eep--if I write too many more sequels, though...well, I might be moving into new and exciting ratings, at least...

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sequels? *bounce* YAY!!!! *bounce more* I've managed to creatively imply a lot without actually writing anything higher than PG in my donut fics (all *gasp* 11 of them!!!) *bounce* let's here it for alien donut crack!fic!!! *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce*

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-17 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! I gotta say, "Alien Donuts Made Them Do It" is proving oddly addictive, both to read and to write. Thanks for letting me play in your universe!

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Iz very, very welcome!! (it is oddly addictive, isn't it?)

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-17 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
It is! Um, is this PG for boykissing or am I still G, do you think? I never know what to rate things.

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
hmmm... I guess PG? No real clue, sorry. I'm not sure it terribly matters though (people want to know NC-17 or R vs Pg or G, but the difference between G and PG probably won't matter to anyone)

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-17 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's a good point. I just like to rate things PG when I can because I'm usually so very G. *g*

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] travels-in-time.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I'd rate PG for anybody kissing, just because I have kids and am OMG overprotective. (I have NO CLUE how to rate the handcuff fic. I'm going to need some help with that one.)

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-17 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
It makes me happy to get to rate something PG because my writing is usually so very G. *g* I cannot *wait* for that handcuff fic of yours.

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
good point. PG it is.

(and ditto on [livejournal.com profile] travels_in_time's handcuff fic!!!)

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
*bounce* I repeat.. YAY!!! *bounce* off to go see! *bounce*

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
This is exactly the question I been wanting to ask on torchwood_meta. How the heck does one figure out how to rate things? I don't even know how to read ratings, apparently. I once blundered unsuspectingly into a "15" fic that had fairly explicit sex. Mind you, I was glad I read it once I finished...

Re: Part Two

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-17 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
you should suggest that to [livejournal.com profile] jadesfire2808 or one of the other mods there. it's a VERY good question. And there seems to be a lot of confusion about it!