Powdered Sugar Results

[donutsweeper]

Title: Powdered Sugar Results
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen confronts Jack with the results of his research into the alien donuts
Author's Note: Fifth in the powdered sugar crack!fic series.

“Jack, what the hell is going on?”  Owen barreled into Jack’s office, shouting.  “Did you really think I wouldn’t run tests?  That I wouldn’t try to figure it out?”  He poked Jack in the chest several times.  “Alien sex donuts my arse!  You tell me what the hell happened now, and I mean right now, or...”  But the threat died in his throat when he saw the look on Jack’s face.

There was an uncomfortable pause.

“Owen?”

“Yeah, Jack?”

“You didn’t test pheromone levels?”  Jack shook his head.  “Seriously?” 

Owen smacked himself on the forehead and ran back to his lab.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

LOL!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

maybe the rift will bring more soon?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

I think that's very likely. The rift seems to like them.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

or maybe the rift just likes jack...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

That's very possible. ...Can I play in your universe for a sec? I have an idea. (A fade-to-black, G-rated idea, I promise.)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'd be honored! (and you don't have to force it to be G rated just for me)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

This is me we're talking about--I don't think I've written anything over PG yet anyway. *g* Thanks! ::goes to play::

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

can't wait to read!

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Jack was alone in the hub at 2 a.m., idly fiddling with some overdue paperwork, when he heard the TARDIS materialize downstairs. He stepped out of his office just in time to see a familiar lanky, brown-suited figure walking toward him—oh, no. Walking toward him eating something. Licking something that, please God, wasn't powdered sugar off his fingers.

"Mmm," said the Doctor with his mouth full. "'Ese er good."

"Um," said Jack, "Did you get that from the box on Tosh's desk?"

The Doctor nodded. "Seriously, really good donuts. Nobody makes donuts like humans do."

Jack took a deep breath. "I don't think humans made those."

The Doctor walked back and looked at the box. "Oh. Those kind of donuts."

"Look, I'm sorry," Jack began, "Shouldn't have left them lying around, I know—"

The Doctor grinned at him, and there was a sparkle in his eyes Jack hadn't seen on this particular face. "Shame to waste good donuts," he said.

Jack had to agree.

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[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

*FLAILS*

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I agree with Terry- *flails* and bwhahahaha

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Yay for flailing and laughing! I just thought, if the Rift really likes Jack, it'll throw him some Donuts when the Doctor comes to visit...

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

You are quick! And I'm happy to have made you flail! *g*

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

you have to post it as your own fic!!! hmmm.. as a 'new' series it'd need its own title... Doctored Donuts?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Hey, now, who said anything about a series? *g* You are getting evil, aren't you?

"Doctored Donuts" works, I think!

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

You are getting evil, aren't you?

I learned from the best!! now go forth and WRITE!!!

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

You and Terry are in league, aren't you, because...did you see what she said? How am I supposed to resist that?

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol.. you can't! Resistance is futile!!! Alien donuts are taking over!!!

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[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

That image of him licking the powdered sugar off his fingers...that is SO HIM.

The next one should feature Jack licking the powdered sugar off his fingers. The Doctor's, I mean.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

That's the image that started this, actually. Guh. You are so right.

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[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

I'll be offline for half an hour or so...I expect to see progress on this front when I return! *g*

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

if not sooner.... *g*

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

...I already started. Darn you both. *g*

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Now you don't really mean that... *looks innocent*

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Your wish is my command. The second part's done. May somebody have mercy on my soul. *g*