donutsweeper | Powdered Sugar Results

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Powdered Sugar Results

Title: Powdered Sugar Results
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen confronts Jack with the results of his research into the alien donuts
Author's Note: Fifth in the powdered sugar crack!fic series.

“Jack, what the hell is going on?” Owen barreled into Jack’s office, shouting. “Did you really think I wouldn’t run tests? That I wouldn’t try to figure it out?” He poked Jack in the chest several times. “Alien sex donuts my arse! You tell me what the hell happened now, and I mean right now, or...” But the threat died in his throat when he saw the look on Jack’s face.

There was an uncomfortable pause.

“Owen?”

“Yeah, Jack?”

“You didn’t test pheromone levels?” Jack shook his head. “Seriously?”

Owen smacked himself on the forehead and ran back to his lab.