Powdered Sugar Results

[donutsweeper]

Title: Powdered Sugar Results
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen confronts Jack with the results of his research into the alien donuts
Author's Note: Fifth in the powdered sugar crack!fic series.

“Jack, what the hell is going on?”  Owen barreled into Jack’s office, shouting.  “Did you really think I wouldn’t run tests?  That I wouldn’t try to figure it out?”  He poked Jack in the chest several times.  “Alien sex donuts my arse!  You tell me what the hell happened now, and I mean right now, or...”  But the threat died in his throat when he saw the look on Jack’s face.

There was an uncomfortable pause.

“Owen?”

“Yeah, Jack?”

“You didn’t test pheromone levels?”  Jack shook his head.  “Seriously?” 

Owen smacked himself on the forehead and ran back to his lab.

Comments

Re: Part Two

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

errr... powdered suagr/knitting...vaguely related. somehow... right?

Re: Part Two

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Let's see... alien powdered sugar could lead to pregnancy (though it mostly seems to lead to teh gay seks so far, because it's awesome)... Time Lords are arguably not born but instead made in a loom or something, and weaving is a type of textile, like knitting... and then when you have a baby you knit booties for it...

I either need some wine or some coffee to solve this one. *g*

Re: Part Two

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

or irish coffee? and donuts of course, but the normal earth-based kind

Re: Part Two

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

and donuts of course, but the normal earth-based kind

As long as it's just my mother and my cat here? ::nods emphatically:: ::sprays Rift-B-Gone for good measure:: Heh.

Mmm donuts.

Re: Part Two

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Bwahaha! ::eyes cat:: Um, can I borrow that spray, please?

Re: Part Two

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Heh. ::hands it over:: It's aerisol, but I'm assuming the environment will understand in this case!

Re: Part Two

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

The environment will have to understand. Thanks! *g*

Re: Part Two

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

rift-b-gone? bwhahaha!!!

luckily regular donuts are wonderiffic as well!