Powdered Sugar Results

[donutsweeper]

Title: Powdered Sugar Results
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen confronts Jack with the results of his research into the alien donuts
Author's Note: Fifth in the powdered sugar crack!fic series.

“Jack, what the hell is going on?”  Owen barreled into Jack’s office, shouting.  “Did you really think I wouldn’t run tests?  That I wouldn’t try to figure it out?”  He poked Jack in the chest several times.  “Alien sex donuts my arse!  You tell me what the hell happened now, and I mean right now, or...”  But the threat died in his throat when he saw the look on Jack’s face.

There was an uncomfortable pause.

“Owen?”

“Yeah, Jack?”

“You didn’t test pheromone levels?”  Jack shook his head.  “Seriously?” 

Owen smacked himself on the forehead and ran back to his lab.

Comments

Re: Commentfic for you!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Now you don't really mean that... *looks innocent*

Part Two

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

(You're right, I don't mean it. ::is a sucker for the innocent look::)


"There's one left," the Doctor said, still grinning, one eyebrow raised.

Jack swallowed, his throat suddenly dry. "Well, like you said…"

"Exactly." The Doctor picked up the donut and brought it to Jack, but when Jack reached out to take it, he pulled it back out of his reach. He held it out again, and Jack stepped closer, took a bite of the pastry from the Doctor's hand.

The Doctor stepped even nearer, his expression approving, and put his free hand on Jack's shoulder. Jack eased toward him until they were only a few inches apart, and took another bite, and another. Then, looking the Doctor in the eyes the whole time, he started licking the sugar off the Doctor's fingers.

The Doctor reached for him suddenly, put his hand on the back of his neck to hold him still, and kissed him very thoroughly, with Jack kissing back just as enthusiastically. It'd be a shame to miss any powdered sugar, after all.

Re: Part Two

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*bounce* OMG *bounce* I love it!!! *bounce* You will be posting these, right? *bounce* And writing more? *bounce* Right? *bounce* Please? *bounce*

Re: Part Two

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

How can I resist the bouncing and enthusiasm? (Thank you tons!) I'll be happy to post these. Eep--if I write too many more sequels, though...well, I might be moving into new and exciting ratings, at least...

Re: Part Two

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Sequels? *bounce* YAY!!!! *bounce more* I've managed to creatively imply a lot without actually writing anything higher than PG in my donut fics (all *gasp* 11 of them!!!) *bounce* let's here it for alien donut crack!fic!!! *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce*

Re: Part Two

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Hee! I gotta say, "Alien Donuts Made Them Do It" is proving oddly addictive, both to read and to write. Thanks for letting me play in your universe!

Re: Part Two

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Iz very, very welcome!! (it is oddly addictive, isn't it?)

Re: Part Two

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

It is! Um, is this PG for boykissing or am I still G, do you think? I never know what to rate things.

Re: Part Two

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

Then, looking the Doctor in the eyes the whole time, he started licking the sugar off the Doctor's fingers.

You know that Krispy Kreme sign? "HOT NOW"?

Yeah.

*fans self*

Re: Part Two

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I think terry's trying to say Doctored Donuts part one and two are AMAZING!!!!

Re: Part Two

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

*VBG* Thank you!

Re: Part Two

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

AWESOME. I love them both!

It's a sin to waste good powdered sugar. Waste not, want not, as they say.

I can't believe I'm reading this with my mother in the next room. She thinks I'm researching knitting stitches!

Re: Part Two

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

errr... powdered suagr/knitting...vaguely related. somehow... right?

Re: Part Two

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Let's see... alien powdered sugar could lead to pregnancy (though it mostly seems to lead to teh gay seks so far, because it's awesome)... Time Lords are arguably not born but instead made in a loom or something, and weaving is a type of textile, like knitting... and then when you have a baby you knit booties for it...

I either need some wine or some coffee to solve this one. *g*

Re: Part Two

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

or irish coffee? and donuts of course, but the normal earth-based kind

Re: Part Two

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

and donuts of course, but the normal earth-based kind

As long as it's just my mother and my cat here? ::nods emphatically:: ::sprays Rift-B-Gone for good measure:: Heh.

Mmm donuts.

Re: Part Two

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Bwahaha! ::eyes cat:: Um, can I borrow that spray, please?

Re: Part Two

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Yay! Thank you so much! And...yeah, knitting stitches, that's what this is!

Re: Part Two

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Knitting two men together in a web of deep fried, sugary love, exactly!

Re: Part Two

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

BWAH. This comment FTW!

Re: Part Two

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

You are brilliant! That's it.

Re: Part Two

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

omg, you realize someone's going to make a banner or icon with that phrase, right?

Re: Part Two

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

I was thinking exactly that. "OMG we need an icon of that!"

Re: Part Two

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Bwah. I hope so! ::eyes Photoshop::

Re: Part Two

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Okey doke. I like to give choices. :)