Powdered Sugar Results

[donutsweeper]

Title: Powdered Sugar Results
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen confronts Jack with the results of his research into the alien donuts
Author's Note: Fifth in the powdered sugar crack!fic series.

“Jack, what the hell is going on?”  Owen barreled into Jack’s office, shouting.  “Did you really think I wouldn’t run tests?  That I wouldn’t try to figure it out?”  He poked Jack in the chest several times.  “Alien sex donuts my arse!  You tell me what the hell happened now, and I mean right now, or...”  But the threat died in his throat when he saw the look on Jack’s face.

There was an uncomfortable pause.

“Owen?”

“Yeah, Jack?”

“You didn’t test pheromone levels?”  Jack shook his head.  “Seriously?” 

Owen smacked himself on the forehead and ran back to his lab.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

This is me we're talking about--I don't think I've written anything over PG yet anyway. *g* Thanks! ::goes to play::

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

can't wait to read!

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Jack was alone in the hub at 2 a.m., idly fiddling with some overdue paperwork, when he heard the TARDIS materialize downstairs. He stepped out of his office just in time to see a familiar lanky, brown-suited figure walking toward him—oh, no. Walking toward him eating something. Licking something that, please God, wasn't powdered sugar off his fingers.

"Mmm," said the Doctor with his mouth full. "'Ese er good."

"Um," said Jack, "Did you get that from the box on Tosh's desk?"

The Doctor nodded. "Seriously, really good donuts. Nobody makes donuts like humans do."

Jack took a deep breath. "I don't think humans made those."

The Doctor walked back and looked at the box. "Oh. Those kind of donuts."

"Look, I'm sorry," Jack began, "Shouldn't have left them lying around, I know—"

The Doctor grinned at him, and there was a sparkle in his eyes Jack hadn't seen on this particular face. "Shame to waste good donuts," he said.

Jack had to agree.

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[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

*FLAILS*

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I agree with Terry- *flails* and bwhahahaha

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Yay for flailing and laughing! I just thought, if the Rift really likes Jack, it'll throw him some Donuts when the Doctor comes to visit...

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

You are quick! And I'm happy to have made you flail! *g*

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

you have to post it as your own fic!!! hmmm.. as a 'new' series it'd need its own title... Doctored Donuts?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Hey, now, who said anything about a series? *g* You are getting evil, aren't you?

"Doctored Donuts" works, I think!

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

You are getting evil, aren't you?

I learned from the best!! now go forth and WRITE!!!

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

You and Terry are in league, aren't you, because...did you see what she said? How am I supposed to resist that?

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol.. you can't! Resistance is futile!!! Alien donuts are taking over!!!

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[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

That image of him licking the powdered sugar off his fingers...that is SO HIM.

The next one should feature Jack licking the powdered sugar off his fingers. The Doctor's, I mean.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

That's the image that started this, actually. Guh. You are so right.

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[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

I'll be offline for half an hour or so...I expect to see progress on this front when I return! *g*

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

if not sooner.... *g*

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

...I already started. Darn you both. *g*

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Now you don't really mean that... *looks innocent*

Part Two

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

(You're right, I don't mean it. ::is a sucker for the innocent look::)


"There's one left," the Doctor said, still grinning, one eyebrow raised.

Jack swallowed, his throat suddenly dry. "Well, like you said…"

"Exactly." The Doctor picked up the donut and brought it to Jack, but when Jack reached out to take it, he pulled it back out of his reach. He held it out again, and Jack stepped closer, took a bite of the pastry from the Doctor's hand.

The Doctor stepped even nearer, his expression approving, and put his free hand on Jack's shoulder. Jack eased toward him until they were only a few inches apart, and took another bite, and another. Then, looking the Doctor in the eyes the whole time, he started licking the sugar off the Doctor's fingers.

The Doctor reached for him suddenly, put his hand on the back of his neck to hold him still, and kissed him very thoroughly, with Jack kissing back just as enthusiastically. It'd be a shame to miss any powdered sugar, after all.

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*bounce* OMG *bounce* I love it!!! *bounce* You will be posting these, right? *bounce* And writing more? *bounce* Right? *bounce* Please? *bounce*

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

How can I resist the bouncing and enthusiasm? (Thank you tons!) I'll be happy to post these. Eep--if I write too many more sequels, though...well, I might be moving into new and exciting ratings, at least...

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[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

Then, looking the Doctor in the eyes the whole time, he started licking the sugar off the Doctor's fingers.

You know that Krispy Kreme sign? "HOT NOW"?

Yeah.

*fans self*

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[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I think terry's trying to say Doctored Donuts part one and two are AMAZING!!!!

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[rustydog.livejournal.com]

AWESOME. I love them both!

It's a sin to waste good powdered sugar. Waste not, want not, as they say.

I can't believe I'm reading this with my mother in the next room. She thinks I'm researching knitting stitches!

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Your wish is my command. The second part's done. May somebody have mercy on my soul. *g*