A Pair of Jacks

[donutsweeper]

Title:  A Pair of Jacks
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/Jack, none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen presses the wrong button...
Author's Note: My apologies and an extreme crack!fic and 'no liquids allowed while reading' warning

Owen stared wide-eyed at the sight in front of him.

“Owen...”  The Jacks called out in unison.  “What did you do?” 

Jacks.  There were two Jacks.   “I....”  The machine he’d been monkeying with slipped out of his hands. 

“Careful!”  They screamed, grabbing it before it could hit the floor.

“I....”

“A Thoracxian splitting laser?”  One Jack said.  “It’ll be four hours before it recharges.”

“At least the recombining feature’s intact.”  The other pointed out.

Shock finally caught up with Owen’s brain and he fainted.

“Hmmm... four hours to kill.  Shall we?” The Jacks suggested as they quietly slipped down to their quarters.

Comments

[badwolf36.livejournal.com]

Hahahah. Brilliant! Much love and many cookies!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

OOOh cookies! Thanks! Glad you liked it!

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Finally, a man who's as beautiful as Jack!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol, yep.. but I still think I might have gone a wee bit too far with this one

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Heck, they practically did it on the show in "CJH." The only bit that gave me pause was Owen fainting. *g*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I had to get him out of the way. He was probably worried they'd kill him

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he treads enough thin ice with only one Jack, I can imagine the trouble he'd be in with two. :)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I love writing Owen as an out-of-his-element screw up. It's fun!

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

This is a bit off-topic, but I believe I have you (okay, maybe also myself) to blame for the SG1 hoedown I started writing this morning while I was... walking to the donut shop. Ahem.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

SG1 hoedown!!! Can't wait to see it! I happily take the blame for any donut-laced ideas!

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Heh. It needs some work. I've never written, and barely ever read, any SG1 fic, so I don't even remember all the terminology or characters' names. ::is a loser:: But it shouldn't be too hard to whip into shape if I have a free moment this week.

Seriously, I started out with the goal of thinking of some fic I could actually write without it getting all complicated the way all my WIPs become, NO intention of going the donut route, and yet they would not go away.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I haven't read much SG1 either, but I think I know the terminology if you need help.

re: writing a fic without it getting all complicated- that's precisely why I went the donut route in the first place! come on... alien donuts... you know you want to....

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

They're tantalizing for so many reasons!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and truly inspiring!

[hellenebright.livejournal.com]

Insane...but brilliant. And we all know what Jack and Jack would get up to :}

[unfeathered]

Oh, fun! "The only man you'll ever be happy with..." *g*

Reminds me of the two Xanders in The Replacement and Anya wanting to take them home for threesome sex. I always meant to write that fic...