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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-19 11:13 pm
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A Pair of Jacks

Title:  A Pair of Jacks
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/Jack, none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen presses the wrong button...
Author's Note: My apologies and an extreme crack!fic and 'no liquids allowed while reading' warning

Owen stared wide-eyed at the sight in front of him.

“Owen...”  The Jacks called out in unison.  “What did you do?” 

Jacks.  There were two Jacks.   “I....”  The machine he’d been monkeying with slipped out of his hands. 

“Careful!”  They screamed, grabbing it before it could hit the floor.

“I....”

“A Thoracxian splitting laser?”  One Jack said.  “It’ll be four hours before it recharges.”

“At least the recombining feature’s intact.”  The other pointed out.

Shock finally caught up with Owen’s brain and he fainted.

“Hmmm... four hours to kill.  Shall we?” The Jacks suggested as they quietly slipped down to their quarters.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-19 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't read much SG1 either, but I think I know the terminology if you need help.

re: writing a fic without it getting all complicated- that's precisely why I went the donut route in the first place! come on... alien donuts... you know you want to....

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-19 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
They're tantalizing for so many reasons!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-19 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
and truly inspiring!