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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-20 11:02 am
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A Pair of Jacks, reposted

After much deliberation I am reposting the drabble that caused all the ruckus, unaltered (except for punctuation corrections, thanks [personal profile] unfeathered); I'm even including the original author's note.   I'm the first to admit the premise is a bit cracked, even for me, but after the Doctor's line in Utopia, I didn't think that it was too out there.  I understand that it's not something everyone will be comfortable with, but I guess I hadn't quite expected how vehement the opposition to it might be.  I am not going to disable comments, but request that no one send me emails or make comments about the questionable nature of my choice of subject matter, my morals or the state of my soul.

I appreciate the comments and emails of support I received from my LJ friends as a result chaos, you guys are truly amazing.  The funny thing about all this is, that after rereading it so many times I still don't mind the premise, but feel that it's a tad clunky and just doesn't flow the way a drabble should.


Title:  A Pair of Jacks

Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/Jack, none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen presses the wrong button...
Author's Note: My apologies and an extreme crack!fic and 'no liquids allowed while reading' warning


Owen stared wide-eyed at the sight in front of him.

“Owen...”  the Jacks called out in unison.  “What did you do?” 

Jacks.  There were two Jacks.   “I....”  The machine he’d been monkeying with slipped out of his hands. 

“Careful!”  they screamed, grabbing it before it could hit the floor.

“I....”

“A Thoracxian splitting laser?”  one Jack said.  “It’ll be four hours before it recharges.”

“At least the recombining feature’s intact,”  the other pointed out.

Shock finally caught up with Owen’s brain and he fainted.

“Hmmm... four hours to kill.  Shall we?” the Jacks suggested as they quietly slipped down to their quarters.

 

[identity profile] fandom-me.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...What the hell's supposed to be objectionable about that?

Also, it's cute.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-20 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha! That is funny! ...And completely harmless, as far as I can tell. ::boggles::

"Only man you're ever going to be happy with." ...I mean, I don't see the difference, really.

[identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*grin* Cute. Because really, what else is Jack going to do for four hours with "the only man [he'll] ever be happy with"?

And okay, there's some abused speech punctuation in there, and if you're not 100% happy with the construction, fair enough, but there's nothing objectionable that I can see. Maybe you should write a full fic from it ;)

You do realise that we're all going to be watching this thread like hawks, ready to jump on the next person to troll it, don't you? :D That's what your flist is for! Good to see it (and you) back *hugs*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
the ending- how presumedly Jack's gone off to have sex with himself.

Apparently I'm going to hell for suggesting it. And it wont be a pleasant trip.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
punctuation errors? how shocking. Tell me what and I'll fix them.

unfortunately it wasn't just comments, but emails as well the first time around. *sigh*
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[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-11-20 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm so glad you decided to repost it! I was so upset that this might have really put you off writing. Glad you're back! Missed you last night! :-)

And I still love this and it still reminds me of Anya and the two Xanders in The Replacement. *g*

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently I'm going to hell for suggesting it. And it wont be a pleasant trip.

More pleasant since there are quite a few of us already on the bus. :) And we share our snacks.

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
it still reminds me of Anya and the two Xanders in The Replacement.

Hee! That's a great point.

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, I like this even more, the more I think about it. And if the Morality Police don't have anything better to do, that's just pathetic. ::nods firmly::

[identity profile] phoenix64.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm with [livejournal.com profile] rustydog - the company will be kind of fabulous.

I thought it was a cute litte crack!drabble. I'm sorry you appear to have been targeted by the whatever the Moral Majority are self-identifying as these days.

[identity profile] chatona.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I like it *bounces* 's fun and very cute and oh, come on. It's crack and crack!Jack would so totally do himself. So there. I really don't see anything wrong with it.

*reads over again*

Nope. Still don't see it. All it does is make me giggle. And as far as I know, that doesn't lead to the end of the world as we know it. I've been known to giggle from time to time. So it's all good.
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[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-11-20 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I always meant to write that fic... *g*

(Nice Anya icon btw!)

[identity profile] badwolf36.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Think of it this way: If those are the type of people going up and we're all going to hell, then hell is going to be one big party because we won't have all those types of nasty people there. :) People always get really frustrated when I use that argument against them. :D

Anyways, I'm glad you re-posted it. There's nothing wrong with it because it's a sweet and amusing drabble that falls exactly in-line with something Jack would do in that situation. Love you hon!

[identity profile] aeron-lanart.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Loved it the first time, and still do. And it seems an appropriate place to quote Voltaire (the goth guy not the French poet)...


I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
Oh please don't pray for me.
No I don't need to be saved, of the devil I ain't afraid.
There ain't nothin he can do that ain't already been done to me.

I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
And I'll have good company too.
'Cause If I was so bad, than there's no need to be sad.
'Cause everybody else will be there too (Including You).

[identity profile] kensieg.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
lovely!

[identity profile] asrai99.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
How on Earth is this offensive? This is *fandom*. Everything goes if you warn people about it, and you definitely did. Also, considering that Torchwood is in the same universe as Doctor Who where graphically explicit porn involving various incarnations of the Doctor is a fanfic category all of its own all accusations that might have been made against you are, frankly, ridiculous.

I for one liked it.=)

[identity profile] smithy161.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad to see this back up! It's thoroughly harmless. Jack would definitely shag himself, given the chance. The Doctor more or less said so himself. It's something that should be explored more in fic, not less... In fact, I vote we start a Jack/Jack (Jack/Jack/Jack? Jack/Jack/Jack/Jack?) fic fest!
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[personal profile] morgynleri 2007-11-20 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this is lovely! Very cool, and wonderfully cracktastic. *bookmarks*

[identity profile] hellenebright.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Put it this way sweetie, if your drive-by troll is going to heaven...

I WANNA GO TO THE OTHER PLACE!!!

I mean, you didn't even say what the two of them were doing. They could have been playing chess, or making cookies, or,,or

[identity profile] laurab1.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
**smites the troll**

What's wrong with that? It's cute, and it's *exactly* what Jack would do. And if someone can't see that, what are they doing watching the show in the first place?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*g* then pass the donuts my friend!

[identity profile] fandom-me.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
So masturbation's right out in their world, huh?

WTF. Freaks.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Nae fear, I haven't been put off from writing. Not able to at the moment, but that'll change.

You should write the Anya and two Xanders fic!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-20 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
excellent! Going to hell in a handbasket doesn't sound so bad when you put it that way
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[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-11-20 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Phew! That's all right then! :-)

And yeah. Maybe one day. *g*

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