Note to self

[donutsweeper]

Glass does not bounce. Whoops. BRB I have a lot of sweeping to do.

Comments

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Same way you'll always find the one lego on the floor or single die or dropped cheetoh or whatever, right?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Right.

Or the cat hiding under the couch.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Or the lovely 'present' the cat left you in the middle of the night. (stepping on a hairball in barefeet. EWWW)

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. I think I've intentionally blocked such memories.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

probably for the best

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I do, however, recall many a feline foot getting shoved up my nose for my 5 AM wake-up calls.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Ah the *poke, poke* Hey are you awake? *poke, poke* You awake? *poke*

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Yes. Somedays, I swear they read Garfield.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

they totally DO. Evil little buggers. It's a good thing they are so cute.

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Those plots for world domination would never succeed, otherwise.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

all that's really preventing them is a lack of opposable thumbs and a weakness for tuna

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

THANK GOD.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

We are all one remote activated can opener away from being ruled by cats

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

We're screwed if someone decides to get all clever and make one.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

absolutely. Although we do have the chin skritch has a backup if necessary

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Unless, of course, our arms get tired. Then we're in trouble. I actually had to carefully extract myself from a bookstore today for just that reason.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

We still have decent laps then. And if we were just about to get up to refil our empty coffee cups when they decide to take advantage of our laps, that much the better!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Good point. Although, I suppose it depends on what time of day you're trying to refill your coffee.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

the need to refill coffee is a constant for me, no matter the time of day

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I usually have to make my cups last, sadly, because I don't get the chance to refill during work.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

ah, during work is an entirely different beast. :(

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Which is why I often end up getting a cup after work, too.