Alien Donut Deliveries

[donutsweeper]

Title: Alien Donut Deliveries
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/John, none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: John Sheppard knew just what to do
Author's Note:  TW/SGA crossover.  Twelfth in the alien donut crack!fic series.  (And apologies for chickening out and going for the G version here)

It was the need to breathe that finally caused them to end the kiss and split apart. 

“John?  Are you sure this is what you want?”

“Oh yeah.  Look what I had delivered, just in case.”  Sheppard gestured to the platter of food on the table.

“Is that what I think it is?”  Jack asked, pointing to the dessert.

Sheppard merely grinned wickedly and nodded.

“Donuts.”

Sheppard nodded again.

“And you got them... from the mess hall?” 

Sheppard shook his head.

Jack’s eyes sparkled.  “Why Colonel, are you asking me out for dinner?”

Sheppard laughed, “Dinner and donuts.”

“Even better.”

Comments

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

omg, I somehow MISSED this one until now! I fail at keeping up with the donuts.

completely off topic, but I finally got to watch TIN MAN all the way through...and I couldn't stop laughing about the damn flying monkey boobs.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Tin Man was great, but... yeah.. the flying monkeys *snicker*

Hopefully with the new comm you'll be able to keep track of the donutverses, and all their evil plots

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

seriously...who thought, "I know, let's make them come out of her BOOBS!".

yes! the donutverses will take over the world, I tell you.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

seriously..just how does one come up with the idea of monkeys flying out of one's boobs?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

my guess...planning involved a room full of straight male sci-fi nerds.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

that would explain a lot...

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

that would explain a lot about the SciFi channel in general.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

It would certainly explain the short lived "Black Scorpion" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Scorpion_(TV_series)) series

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

*snort* oh, dear god. yeah, I'd say that's a good explanation.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oh you missed that series? I bet you're out hunting for the DVDs now...

scifi has had some AMAZING series though... *sigh* and they never show them on repeats

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

now if they'd just pick up Torchwood...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

seriously! I don't have access to BBCA, so I'd be thrilled if they showed TW!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

same here. and, you know, I doubt they'd edit any more than BBCA does.

by they way...you icon is genius.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

travels_in_time made that one for me! I ♥ it!!!!

At least TW will be available here in DVDs in another month or two. *deep sigh*

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

...and I already have mine pre-ordered.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I haven't yet, but I'm considering doing that

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

do it! usually, you get the lowest price if you pre-order, and that's about $55 at Amazon right now.

omg, kitty! *ahem*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

hmm.. I've have to go compare preorder prices tonight. Come hell or high water I am buying it

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

same here. basically, even if I have to eat Top Ramen for a month, I'm buying that DVD set.