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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-12-21 11:15 pm

The Bar Fight

Title: The Bar Fight
Pairing/Warning/Rating:
none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack makes a new friend after a bar fight gets out of hand.
Author's Note: Written for [community profile] tw100's crossovers challenge

“Thanks for the help.” Jack said, slapping his savior on the back.  “Have you ever seen a bar fight get out of hand so quickly?”  His new friend just shrugged.  “Well, I have to admit, it could have gotten pretty ugly for me if you hadn’t stepped in.  That is one mean punch you got.   How ‘bout I buy you a drink?  Just as a little way of showing my appreciation, of course.”  Seeing the smile he called the barkeep over, “Bring one of your finest drinks for my friend here.”

“Oook.” 

“And a banana.” 

“Oook.”

“Make that two bananas.”
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Re: 100 words, Jack/Discworld crossover.

[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-12-22 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, wow! That's absolutely fantastic! Poor Death - that's a lot of times he'll get called out for Jack!
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[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-12-22 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's obviously what the Librarian should be drinking here! :-)

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
and I'm sure all the barkeeps near the University would keep the makings for a banana daiquiri on hand, they don't want to annoy the Librarian by not being able to serve him one...
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[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-12-22 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Gosh yes, wouldn't want to annoy the Librarian!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the way he smiles that does everyone in... there's something behind it that's just a smidge scary (kind of like Jack's come to think of it)
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[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-12-22 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
One may smile and smile and be a villain

Or at least very scary. *G*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
where's the quote from? It sounds familiar
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[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-12-22 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be Shakespeare (Hamlet re. his uncle Claudius). *g*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
excellent, thanks, that was going to drive me nuts (errr... more nuts) trying to remember
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[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-12-22 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
If you ever can't remember stuff like that just stick the quote in Google. *g*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I love google for that!

[identity profile] staceyuk.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*big grin* Bought a smile to my face!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks so much! :)

[identity profile] ladyharkness.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
lols

Loves so much. I adore that ape!

"Make that two bananas."

Of course Jack would be able to understand him too.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
thank heavens you didn't call him a though!! :) Glad you liked it!

[identity profile] ru-salki99.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
brilliant! ^____^ so adding this to my memories

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, I'm honored! Thanks! :)

[identity profile] madmogs.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oook.

Pure brilliance. I salute you.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks, glad you liked!

[identity profile] smithy161.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*Grins* now THAT is fantastic!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*big grin* thank you! :)

[identity profile] beta-goddess.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Hilarious! I adore. Perfectly IC for both of them, too!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
glad you liked!

[identity profile] aeron-lanart.livejournal.com 2007-12-23 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I need a librarian icon.

Love this! There's something intensely satisfying about Discworld crossovers, particularly with Jack. Wonder if he did his flirty hello when he met the Librarian...?

You've given me a big smile to go to bed with.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-23 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yay! Glad you liked it! Is it wrong that I can totally see Jack flirting with the Librarian?

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