The Bar Fight

[donutsweeper]

Title: The Bar Fight
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack makes a new friend after a bar fight gets out of hand.
Author's Note: Written for tw100's crossovers challenge

“Thanks for the help.” Jack said, slapping his savior on the back.  “Have you ever seen a bar fight get out of hand so quickly?”  His new friend just shrugged.  “Well, I have to admit, it could have gotten pretty ugly for me if you hadn’t stepped in.  That is one mean punch you got.   How ‘bout I buy you a drink?  Just as a little way of showing my appreciation, of course.”  Seeing the smile he called the barkeep over, “Bring one of your finest drinks for my friend here.”

“Oook.” 

“And a banana.” 

“Oook.”

“Make that two bananas.”

Comments

100 words, Jack/Discworld crossover.

[k-haldane.livejournal.com]

"JACK HARKNESS. AGAIN."

"It wasn't my idea, honestly. Sorry to disturb you."

"NO NEED TO APOLOGISE; IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT. BUT IT IS GETTING A TOUCH ANNOYING FROM MY END."

"I understand. Do you have to come every time?"

"YES. IT IS MY JOB."

"Is there any way to tell it's me? It would save you a lot of trouble."

"DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT. IT IS PLEASANT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY WHO IS NOT EITHER SCARED OR DISBELIEVING."

"Always nice to feel appreciated. Excuse me, but I have to go now."

"UNTIL NEXT TIME, THEN."

"See you around."

Re: 100 words, Jack/Discworld crossover.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol, that's great! You should post it!

Re: 100 words, Jack/Discworld crossover.

[k-haldane.livejournal.com]

It's more of just a thank you - it was your idea, after all. : D

Re: 100 words, Jack/Discworld crossover.

[unfeathered]

Oh, wow! That's absolutely fantastic! Poor Death - that's a lot of times he'll get called out for Jack!

Re: 100 words, Jack/Discworld crossover.

[k-haldane.livejournal.com]

Death definitely needs some means of identifying Jack, especially when he dies mutliple times in an hour.

Re: 100 words, Jack/Discworld crossover.

[unfeathered]

They'll probably be really good friends in the end. And Death will look forward to seeing him! :-)

Re: 100 words, Jack/Discworld crossover.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Jack would probably tell him half a joke and make Death wait till the next time to get the punchline!

Re: 100 words, Jack/Discworld crossover.

[unfeathered]

Ooh, that would be EVIL! *g*