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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-12-21 11:15 pm

The Bar Fight

Title: The Bar Fight
Pairing/Warning/Rating:
none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack makes a new friend after a bar fight gets out of hand.
Author's Note: Written for [community profile] tw100's crossovers challenge

“Thanks for the help.” Jack said, slapping his savior on the back.  “Have you ever seen a bar fight get out of hand so quickly?”  His new friend just shrugged.  “Well, I have to admit, it could have gotten pretty ugly for me if you hadn’t stepped in.  That is one mean punch you got.   How ‘bout I buy you a drink?  Just as a little way of showing my appreciation, of course.”  Seeing the smile he called the barkeep over, “Bring one of your finest drinks for my friend here.”

“Oook.” 

“And a banana.” 

“Oook.”

“Make that two bananas.”

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-12-22 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yay, Discworld crossover! ...Make that two bananas, and a banana daiquiri. *g*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I was hoping people would get it! (And wouldn't be too upset that Jack was flirting with the Librarian.)

I have Discworld on the brain now, the magic plot bunny hat has been brimming with ideas

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-12-22 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Has Jack ever met a species he wouldn't flirt with? *g*

And yay for more Discworld ideas!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I was kind of debating him flirting with Death, but decided to write this instead.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-12-22 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Jack flirts with Death ALL THE TIME. *g* May be the only one he's playing hard to get with, though.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
bad, bad pun there!!! or maybe I'm just so over tired it's ridiculously funny to me....

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-12-22 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
::bows:: Thank you. ...I keep eyeing this giant stack of presents I need to wrap for tomorrow and thinking DO NOT WANT. I love to wrap presents, but right now I love my bed more.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
wrapping? *shudder* I'm very good and turning a wonderful present into a tape and wrinkled paper mess. I recommend bed. And those cute little color paper bags where you throw said present in, add some tissue paper and DONE!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-12-22 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
See, now, tissue paper hates me. Talk about a wrinkled mess. ...I could wrap them in the morning. I really could.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
you don't need to do anything with the tissue paper except shove it in the bag. or if you have a shredder take colored paper and shred it and it'll look festive.

either way, it can all be done in the morning. or afternoon, depending how long you sleep!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-12-22 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
A shredder? You are *brilliant.* And as long as it's done by 11 am, I'm gold.

[identity profile] k-haldane.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Leave a comment: Oook.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
brilliant/lazy... I like the way you think better. Now GET SOME SLEEP! :)

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
lol! The librarian's seal of approval, I hope?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-12-22 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
::falls into bed::

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
*passes you cute stuffed animal*

Sleep well!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-12-22 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
He can keep the Doom Bunny company. You sleep well too, when you get to that!

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Eeeee! The Librarian! Perfect.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
*bows* thanks!

[identity profile] jadesfire2808.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
*grin* Jack fits so well into the Discworld, it's almost scary.

Much fun!

100 words, Jack/Discworld crossover.

[identity profile] k-haldane.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 09:11 am (UTC)(link)

"JACK HARKNESS. AGAIN."

"It wasn't my idea, honestly. Sorry to disturb you."

"NO NEED TO APOLOGISE; IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT. BUT IT IS GETTING A TOUCH ANNOYING FROM MY END."

"I understand. Do you have to come every time?"

"YES. IT IS MY JOB."

"Is there any way to tell it's me? It would save you a lot of trouble."

"DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT. IT IS PLEASANT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY WHO IS NOT EITHER SCARED OR DISBELIEVING."

"Always nice to feel appreciated. Excuse me, but I have to go now."

"UNTIL NEXT TIME, THEN."

"See you around."

Re: 100 words, Jack/Discworld crossover.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
lol, that's great! You should post it!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack+Disworld=FTW! Glad you liked it!
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[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-12-22 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, brilliant! Now we just need to get the Doctor and the Librarian together and bonding over bananas... *g*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-22 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You may be onto something! The Doctor did invent the banana daiquiri after all... :)

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