The Bar Fight

[donutsweeper]

Title: The Bar Fight
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack makes a new friend after a bar fight gets out of hand.
Author's Note: Written for tw100's crossovers challenge

“Thanks for the help.” Jack said, slapping his savior on the back.  “Have you ever seen a bar fight get out of hand so quickly?”  His new friend just shrugged.  “Well, I have to admit, it could have gotten pretty ugly for me if you hadn’t stepped in.  That is one mean punch you got.   How ‘bout I buy you a drink?  Just as a little way of showing my appreciation, of course.”  Seeing the smile he called the barkeep over, “Bring one of your finest drinks for my friend here.”

“Oook.” 

“And a banana.” 

“Oook.”

“Make that two bananas.”

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Yay, Discworld crossover! ...Make that two bananas, and a banana daiquiri. *g*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I was hoping people would get it! (And wouldn't be too upset that Jack was flirting with the Librarian.)

I have Discworld on the brain now, the magic plot bunny hat has been brimming with ideas

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Has Jack ever met a species he wouldn't flirt with? *g*

And yay for more Discworld ideas!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I was kind of debating him flirting with Death, but decided to write this instead.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Jack flirts with Death ALL THE TIME. *g* May be the only one he's playing hard to get with, though.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

bad, bad pun there!!! or maybe I'm just so over tired it's ridiculously funny to me....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

::bows:: Thank you. ...I keep eyeing this giant stack of presents I need to wrap for tomorrow and thinking DO NOT WANT. I love to wrap presents, but right now I love my bed more.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

wrapping? *shudder* I'm very good and turning a wonderful present into a tape and wrinkled paper mess. I recommend bed. And those cute little color paper bags where you throw said present in, add some tissue paper and DONE!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

See, now, tissue paper hates me. Talk about a wrinkled mess. ...I could wrap them in the morning. I really could.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

you don't need to do anything with the tissue paper except shove it in the bag. or if you have a shredder take colored paper and shred it and it'll look festive.

either way, it can all be done in the morning. or afternoon, depending how long you sleep!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

A shredder? You are *brilliant.* And as long as it's done by 11 am, I'm gold.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

brilliant/lazy... I like the way you think better. Now GET SOME SLEEP! :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

::falls into bed::

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*passes you cute stuffed animal*

Sleep well!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

He can keep the Doom Bunny company. You sleep well too, when you get to that!