The Bar Fight

[donutsweeper]

Title: The Bar Fight
Pairing/Warning/Rating: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack makes a new friend after a bar fight gets out of hand.
Author's Note: Written for tw100's crossovers challenge

“Thanks for the help.” Jack said, slapping his savior on the back.  “Have you ever seen a bar fight get out of hand so quickly?”  His new friend just shrugged.  “Well, I have to admit, it could have gotten pretty ugly for me if you hadn’t stepped in.  That is one mean punch you got.   How ‘bout I buy you a drink?  Just as a little way of showing my appreciation, of course.”  Seeing the smile he called the barkeep over, “Bring one of your finest drinks for my friend here.”

“Oook.” 

“And a banana.” 

“Oook.”

“Make that two bananas.”

Comments

[yamx]

Jack and the librarian? *giggles* Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Is it bad that in my mind, I now can't help thinking they went back to the library together after a few drinks? It's not bestiality if the "beast" used to be human and is still far cleverer than most homo sapiens, right?

Or, as the Doctor would say "They're both pretty clever as apes go." *g*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I love writing the Librarian because with one word, people know exactly who it is. :)

[yamx]

Oook!

Death is similarly convenient, because people recognize him by his SPELLING CONVENTION.

Now you know what would be confusing?

OOOK.

;)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Don't you oook at me now... :) Death and Death of Rats are great for that.

SQUEAK

[yamx]

And to think when Death was originally split up, before most of the parts came back together (and how come we never hear of the Death of Fleas again, anyway?), there must actually have BEEN a death of Orang-Utans. *g*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

good point :)