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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-12-24 12:14 am

Monitoring the Donuts

Title: Monitoring the Donuts
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen is going to keep an eye out for more donut deliveries...
Author's note: Eleventh in the powdered sugar crack!fic series.


“Owen?”

“Yes, Jack?”

“What are you doing?”

“Nothing.”

“Really?   That’s odd.  It looks like you’re messing with the rift monitor.”

“Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing.”

“You do?”

“You don’t have to sound so surprised.”

“Surprised?  No, not surprised.  I’m still waiting for an explanation though.”

“I’m just tweaking its programming a bit.”

“Tweaking?  Why?”

“No reason.”

“Owen!”

“I’m just adding in an extra alert.”

“An alert?”

“...totellmewhendonutscomethrough...”

“Sorry?”

 “To tell me when donuts come through.”

“Oh.”

“Hey, they are dangerous!  We need to keep track of them!”

“....”

“ Jack, you okay?  Your face is red.  Are you... laughing?”

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-12-24 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha! Whether Jack's laughing or not, I am! Hey, at least Owen's showing initiative!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
He'll be thwarted in the end of course, but I had to give him points for trying something

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-12-30 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
He *can* be very industrious when he's motivated!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-30 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
and alien sex donuts are quite motivating! *g*

[identity profile] phoenix64.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Poor, poor Owen. Denied donut delights. :P

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I almost am beginning to feel sorry for the poor boy. Almost

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
*snicker* I love when Jack messes with Owen, even if he's just laughing at him.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
The Owen/Jack dynamic is one I love as well!

[identity profile] aeron-lanart.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
*snorfle* I should feel sorry for Owen but... hahahahaha. Just the thing to keep me going in work (we already have someone who's phoned in sick today).

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad I could help! :)

[identity profile] hellenebright.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL! You can't blame Owen for typing .... I needz nu brane for Xmas.... you can't blame Owen for *trying*.

U haz typo I thinck, but given ^^^ mabe itz just me.
“Yes Jack?” “What are doing?” ...what are you doing?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks for catching the typo! :)

[identity profile] hellenebright.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
My daughter has just come in with a box of doughnuts - which came with an extra sachet of powdered sugar.

Do you think I should be worried.......

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
extra powdered sugar? oooh, the mind boggles... Enjoy them!

[identity profile] smithy161.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*G* go Owen!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
here's hoping he doesn't accidently open the rift or something in his quest for donut...
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[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-12-24 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, poor Owen!

I really like this one. I really hear both characters. :-)

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, thanks so much! :)

[identity profile] eumenidis.livejournal.com 2007-12-27 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Considering Owen's previous luck, if he *did* his hands on some of those donuts, he'd probably turn out to be immune to the effect, or they'd have the same effect on him as Earth donuts...to the power of 10. (Heh.)

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-27 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
oooh, Owen being immuge, that could really, really work!

[identity profile] eumenidis.livejournal.com 2007-12-27 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well, not for Owen; he thinks he has trouble pulling the birds now--!

[identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com 2007-12-27 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Someone needs to bring Owen some REGULAR donuts, and TELL him they're alien donuts - just to test the placebo effect. :-)

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-27 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
oh, that is REALLY evil. I LIKE it!