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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-12-24 12:14 am

Monitoring the Donuts

Title: Monitoring the Donuts
Pairing/Rating/Warning: none, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Owen is going to keep an eye out for more donut deliveries...
Author's note: Eleventh in the powdered sugar crack!fic series.


“Owen?”

“Yes, Jack?”

“What are you doing?”

“Nothing.”

“Really?   That’s odd.  It looks like you’re messing with the rift monitor.”

“Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing.”

“You do?”

“You don’t have to sound so surprised.”

“Surprised?  No, not surprised.  I’m still waiting for an explanation though.”

“I’m just tweaking its programming a bit.”

“Tweaking?  Why?”

“No reason.”

“Owen!”

“I’m just adding in an extra alert.”

“An alert?”

“...totellmewhendonutscomethrough...”

“Sorry?”

 “To tell me when donuts come through.”

“Oh.”

“Hey, they are dangerous!  We need to keep track of them!”

“....”

“ Jack, you okay?  Your face is red.  Are you... laughing?”

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-12-24 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha! Whether Jack's laughing or not, I am! Hey, at least Owen's showing initiative!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
He'll be thwarted in the end of course, but I had to give him points for trying something

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-12-30 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
He *can* be very industrious when he's motivated!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-12-30 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
and alien sex donuts are quite motivating! *g*