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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2008-02-11 12:38 pm
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The Autopsy Table

Title: The Autopsy Table
Pairing/Rating/Warning: Jack/Ducky implied, G
Word Count: 172
Summary: There are many uses for an autopsy table...
Author's note: NCIS/Torchwood crossover.  Un-beta'ed, written for the NCIS-thing-a-thon for the prompt "Torchwood, Ducky/Jack, Sleep "

“You don’t need to pretend anymore, dear boy.  You are no more dead than I am asleep.”  Ducky poked the man lying on his autopsy table.

The supposed corpse’s eyes flew open.  “Sorry about that, Ducky.  But you know me, any excuse to be naked on a table is a good one in my book.” 

The elderly coroner chuckled. “I suppose a quote like ‘Of all the ME’s offices in all the towns in all the world you had to walk into mine’ would be appropriate about now.  What is this, the sixth time I’ve had you on one of my tables?”

“Hmmm, that depends.  Are we counting the time in back in 1964 when the two of us shared the table?”  Jack smiled suggestively and waggled his eyebrows.  “Those were the days.  So, anyway, my clothes around?”

“Thinking about getting dressed so soon, Captain?”

“Well, unless you can think of a reason not to.”

“Oh, I think I can come up with something,” Ducky replied, “just let me lock the door.”

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2008-02-11 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't even watch NCIS and I love this.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-02-11 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
oddly, this isn't even what I was working on last night.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2008-02-11 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet Jack and Ducky don't feel the least bit dirty, so don't worry about it. *g*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-02-11 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll admit though that I have never been more glad for a 'fade-to-black' than right there!

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-02-11 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Are we counting the time in back in 1964

That would be back when Ducky looked like Ilya Kuryakin then? *VBG* I can see that...

Although I admit just for a second I was hesitant about clicking the link when I saw the summary

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-02-11 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I did pick 1964 for that reason... :)

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-02-11 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
So I realised when I read back further down :D

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-02-11 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] _medley_ is a bad influence on me that way...

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-02-11 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
And I love her for it :D

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-02-11 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
that's just because you are equally as evil

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-02-11 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll take that as the compliment you undoubtedly meant it to be :D

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-02-11 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Like greatness, evilness needs to be respected and worshipped
unfeathered: (JB05 Undressing)

[personal profile] unfeathered 2008-02-11 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Fantastic! That's just so Jack! *g*

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
*g* It is, isn't it?

[identity profile] secbeth.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
AH!!!!I can see it! *peeks from behind hands* I can see Abby walking in!!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Abby wouldn't mind walking in on something like that!

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I just had to click the link, didn't I?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I warned you! Ducky/Jack... it's so wrong....

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well...no one said I had the sense to heed that warning.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
the funny thing is it isn't even the story I was working on yesterday, it's something I threw together based on the prompt

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Gotta love those muses.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
love and hate tie together on that front

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
So I've noticed.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
although the blank wordperfect page staring and mocking you is worse

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2008-02-12 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Especially when it's homework and it's due tomorrow...

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