The Autopsy Table

[donutsweeper]

Title: The Autopsy Table
Pairing/Rating/Warning: Jack/Ducky implied, G
Word Count: 172
Summary: There are many uses for an autopsy table...
Author's note: NCIS/Torchwood crossover.  Un-beta'ed, written for the NCIS-thing-a-thon for the prompt "Torchwood, Ducky/Jack, Sleep "

“You don’t need to pretend anymore, dear boy.  You are no more dead than I am asleep.”  Ducky poked the man lying on his autopsy table.

The supposed corpse’s eyes flew open.  “Sorry about that, Ducky.  But you know me, any excuse to be naked on a table is a good one in my book.” 

The elderly coroner chuckled. “I suppose a quote like ‘Of all the ME’s offices in all the towns in all the world you had to walk into mine’ would be appropriate about now.  What is this, the sixth time I’ve had you on one of my tables?”

“Hmmm, that depends.  Are we counting the time in back in 1964 when the two of us shared the table?”  Jack smiled suggestively and waggled his eyebrows.  “Those were the days.  So, anyway, my clothes around?”

“Thinking about getting dressed so soon, Captain?”

“Well, unless you can think of a reason not to.”

“Oh, I think I can come up with something,” Ducky replied, “just let me lock the door.”

Comments

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Gotta love those muses.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

love and hate tie together on that front

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

So I've noticed.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

although the blank wordperfect page staring and mocking you is worse

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Especially when it's homework and it's due tomorrow...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*eep* sorry. I suppose 1000 words on the wonders of John Barrowman's butt would be an inappropriate topic?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Meh. I make do.

I don't think the instructor would be amused, no.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I was afraid of that. Too bad- it would have made for an interesting essay

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Especially if I decided to add a visual aid or two...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

or three or four....

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

In fact, forget the essay altogether.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and just go for a pic!spam? Good idea

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I would, of course, share with the entire class.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

it would only be fair

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I think they'd take offense if I didn't.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

unless weird roomie is in your class? The one oddly unimpressed by Barrowman?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Nope. She's in a different major entirely. It's a class of 16 women and 4 men. I think the majority of them would appreciate the Barrowman, men and instructor included.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

all have exquisitely good taste then

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Or so I hope.