The Autopsy Table

[donutsweeper]

Title: The Autopsy Table
Pairing/Rating/Warning: Jack/Ducky implied, G
Word Count: 172
Summary: There are many uses for an autopsy table...
Author's note: NCIS/Torchwood crossover.  Un-beta'ed, written for the NCIS-thing-a-thon for the prompt "Torchwood, Ducky/Jack, Sleep "

“You don’t need to pretend anymore, dear boy.  You are no more dead than I am asleep.”  Ducky poked the man lying on his autopsy table.

The supposed corpse’s eyes flew open.  “Sorry about that, Ducky.  But you know me, any excuse to be naked on a table is a good one in my book.” 

The elderly coroner chuckled. “I suppose a quote like ‘Of all the ME’s offices in all the towns in all the world you had to walk into mine’ would be appropriate about now.  What is this, the sixth time I’ve had you on one of my tables?”

“Hmmm, that depends.  Are we counting the time in back in 1964 when the two of us shared the table?”  Jack smiled suggestively and waggled his eyebrows.  “Those were the days.  So, anyway, my clothes around?”

“Thinking about getting dressed so soon, Captain?”

“Well, unless you can think of a reason not to.”

“Oh, I think I can come up with something,” Ducky replied, “just let me lock the door.”

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

I don't even watch NCIS and I love this.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oddly, this isn't even what I was working on last night.

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

Are we counting the time in back in 1964

That would be back when Ducky looked like Ilya Kuryakin then? *VBG* I can see that...

Although I admit just for a second I was hesitant about clicking the link when I saw the summary

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I did pick 1964 for that reason... :)

[unfeathered]

Fantastic! That's just so Jack! *g*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*g* It is, isn't it?

[secbeth.livejournal.com]

AH!!!!I can see it! *peeks from behind hands* I can see Abby walking in!!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Abby wouldn't mind walking in on something like that!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I just had to click the link, didn't I?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I warned you! Ducky/Jack... it's so wrong....

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

That's...kind of awesome and I don't know why. Other than you being awesome in general, of course. I have the urge to see if I can find a fandom where Jack does not fit in perfectly...so far I have yet to find one.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Isn't is scary? Seriously, where wouldn't Jack fit? Is there a fandom out there without any pretty guys?

[gwynevere1.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Ducky would never cheat on Gibbs like that which is why this should be expanded into a threesome for, um, fidelity's sake!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

just for fidelity's sake? :)

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

Ducky/Jack! ahahahahaha! oooo, now of course this automatically induces Ilya Kuryakin and that show he was on later/Jack....

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Sapphire and Steele? I could see Jack crossing over to that an Man from U.N.C.L.E.

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

OMFG! LOL! I don't even watch NCIS but I thought this was fan-bloody-tastic. It took me a bit to decide to read it cos I don't know NCIS, but then I remembered 'Jack is our fandom' and I clicked. Love it, and it made me laugh.

Here's the list of things you've made me want to investigate...
SGA
Dresden Files (have books now, am reading)
Due South (just to refresh the old memory)
NCIS

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

ummm.. I'm sorry?

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

Oh my. I do watch NCIS, so. *laughs* On one hand I want to say there's no reason for you to feel vaguely dirty, but I'm right there with you.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*laughs too* yeah, Ducky/Jack *shakes head* not the pairing I'd have expected...

[adnamamai.livejournal.com]

Leave it to Jack to litterally die for sex. *roflol*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

well... it is Jack we're talking about here....

[bev-crusher1971.livejournal.com]

Watch both shows. And I totally love your ficlet. Very sweet and SO Jack! *hugs*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I've written another crossover if you're interested. An Atypical Investigation (http://donutsweeper.livejournal.com/77129.html).

fantastic!

[taylorgibbs.livejournal.com]

LOL, I would NEVER have imagined this pairing but the possibilities!!!!

Re: fantastic!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*big grin* thanks! Ducky knows everyone, of course he'd know Jack right? If you're interested I wrote a longer Torchwood/NCIS crossover here. (http://donutsweeper.livejournal.com/77129.html#cutid1)

[ahavia.livejournal.com]

I know there is still that spark in that dear old boy!
What a delight, short and very sweet. Thank you.
Ahavia

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it! Thanks for commenting.

RE: The Autopsy Table

[susie41694.livejournal.com]

Love to see more of this. Maybe Gibbs could walk in before Jack has a chance to get off the table but Ducky is all back together, in his clothes and has unlocked the door.

Re: The Autopsy Table

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it. I tend to fade-to-black, so it's doubtful there will be a follow up, but I've written another crossover that implied a bit between Jack and Ducky, if you're interested: An Atypical Investigation. Found here: http://donutsweeper.livejournal.com/77129.html

[kaytee4ever.livejournal.com]

LOVE THIS! Love. :)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

:) Thank you!

[fearlesssisters.livejournal.com]

squeeee that was sooo cute!!! thanks for the link!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it! :)

[kelpietree.livejournal.com]

ah just brilliant. Love Jack. Any excuse will do.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

:) that's Jack for you. Glad you liked this!

[fajrdrako.livejournal.com]

I love it! Brilliant!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks! Ducky does know everyone, right?