The Autopsy Table

[donutsweeper]

Title: The Autopsy Table
Pairing/Rating/Warning: Jack/Ducky implied, G
Word Count: 172
Summary: There are many uses for an autopsy table...
Author's note: NCIS/Torchwood crossover.  Un-beta'ed, written for the NCIS-thing-a-thon for the prompt "Torchwood, Ducky/Jack, Sleep "

“You don’t need to pretend anymore, dear boy.  You are no more dead than I am asleep.”  Ducky poked the man lying on his autopsy table.

The supposed corpse’s eyes flew open.  “Sorry about that, Ducky.  But you know me, any excuse to be naked on a table is a good one in my book.” 

The elderly coroner chuckled. “I suppose a quote like ‘Of all the ME’s offices in all the towns in all the world you had to walk into mine’ would be appropriate about now.  What is this, the sixth time I’ve had you on one of my tables?”

“Hmmm, that depends.  Are we counting the time in back in 1964 when the two of us shared the table?”  Jack smiled suggestively and waggled his eyebrows.  “Those were the days.  So, anyway, my clothes around?”

“Thinking about getting dressed so soon, Captain?”

“Well, unless you can think of a reason not to.”

“Oh, I think I can come up with something,” Ducky replied, “just let me lock the door.”

Comments

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Isn't is scary? Seriously, where wouldn't Jack fit? Is there a fandom out there without any pretty guys?

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Maybe anime? But...no. He's just crazy enough to fit in there, too. Damn him and his omnipresence. And also, of course, bless him. :D

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

hmmm, I don't know much about the anime fandoms, but you might be right. Although, this IS Jack we're talking about :)

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

Him , Krycek and Methos, fitting into any crossover possible.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

there are several good Jack/Methos stories come to think of it

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

Talking of Methos and Jack, the new part of my Methos/Jack/Ianto thing has just been posted.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

YAY!!!!

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

I've not long read a rather scrumptious Jack/Krycek/Ianto fic here (http://community.livejournal.com/torchwood_fic/369293.html). What can I say, once a crossover whore, always a crossover whore. *g* It helps that Jack is just so... crossable... I suppose.

Now I want to see a Giles (Buffy) as Frank-N-Furter and Jack crossover... maybe with a side helping of Wes...

I'll get me coat.