When spell checkers are *not* your friend

[donutsweeper]

Dear Mr. Spellchecker,

Gibbs talking about being threatened by an ex-wife with cast iron is a smidge different than being threatened with castration.  The latter probably would have made him a bit more upset.  Quit trying to change it in my story.

Comments

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

It's an impressive skill to have!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Finding methods of torture in seemingly innocuous objects?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

or creating clever quips out of the most ordinary of situations

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Well, I do pride myself in getting that "wtf?" look from people.

I totally get that from my dad.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

that's a good look

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I especially love when it's followed by laughter. It's all about catching them off guard.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*cackles evilly* oh yeah

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Your icon is so appropriate...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I had to check and see what LJ picked, yep it works quite well

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

LJ knows us so well.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

gotta love LJ!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Most of the time, at least.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

ah, true that, sometimes it's persnickety

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

It definitely has it's days.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

both good and bad days, but more often than not I'm happy with it

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Especially when it picks the combination of Tony and a donut in icon form...*sits back and admires*.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

that's one of mad_jaks's. I love it!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I loved how proud he was of his donut right there.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

It's from "Family" this season (the second episode, I think) IT's a jelly donut and squirted all over him, but oh well

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I remember that. That was when Ziva followed him into the bathroom.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Ziva pissed me off in that episode. She annoys me a lot actually

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

She was an idiot in that episode. I'm hoping she's the one team member they don't bring back, in all honesty.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

SO with you on that one. I'm tired of her love Tony/Hate Tony back and forth crap and her mushing up English is annoying. I work with a few Israelis and they DO NOT talk like that

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

She's obviously well educated and from a pretty prominent family. You'd think she'd have no problem with English. She doesn't seem to have a problem with any other language she speaks.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and sometimes she uses contractions and sometimes she doesn't. And it's just annoying. And I'm sorry- but you don't follow people into bathrooms, no matter what sex they are