The Furry Doorstop

[donutsweeper]

Title: The Furry Doorstop
Pairing/Rating/Warning: Jack/Fraser, rated G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Ray is confused when he finds Diefenbaker acting as a doorstop at Fraser's apartment.
Author's Note:  Due South/Torchwood crossover.  Written for travels_in_time

Ray walked down the hall to Fraser’s apartment, rapping on the door before pushing it open, like always.  But this time it only opened an inch.  He peered through the crack at the furry doorstop. 

“Deif?  What’ca doing?  Hey Benny, let me in!”

Blushing, and decidedly rumpled, Fraser finally opened the door.

A stranger grabbed Ray’s hand and shook it firmly.  “You must be Ray,” the man said, smiling.  “Benton’s told me all about you.  Sorry, gotta go.  I’m running late.  We lost track of time, errr, catching up.  Later, Benton!” 

Then he left, questions and confusion swirling behind him.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

::tries to look cute:: Now, that one *could* be a drabble...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oh, crap, it totally would.... I hate you both.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

*eg* But we love you.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I think you need this userpic...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

I have this one...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

You are evil. Have I mentioned that?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

*eg* It might have come up once or twice.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

there better be donuts in hell...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

There are. You just can't have any.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*sob* that's awful!!! *shudder*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

::pets:: There might be donuts in the Special Hell. Wanna try there?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

What would I have to do to wind up there?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Talk in movie theaters, I think that's the easiest. (You've seen Firefly, right? "Our Mrs. Reynolds," when Book tells Mal he'll go to the Special Hell if he takes advantage of Saffron?)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I bet it's also for people who take the last cookie and leave the empty box out, just to tempt you...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

I bet so! I don't do that, at least. Uhm, but I've been known to put the water pitcher back in the refrigerator with about a quarter cup of water in it. I'm doomed.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Water? *pfft* That deserves the punishment of one mosquito bite, maybe. A husband finishes all the coffee in the house and doesn't tell you? That's the fire and brimstone kind of punishment.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

LOL! Good point.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I think I need to buy donuts and purposedly not give him one....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

There you go. Maybe that'll teach him.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Jack/Bob fic's almost done. I need to stop talking about donuts. I really want one now and there's no way to get one this late

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Yay for Jack&Bob! And you have no donuts? That's a crying shame. Of course, I *could* point out that you make us want donuts *all the time* when it's too late to get one, but I wouldn't do that.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'm evil that way.

Do you think people will know who Caroline is in the DS universe?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

I think they will. Especially if it's a fic with Bob in it.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there will be. They're supposed to be fattening, right? (Though they seem to have the opposite effect on me lately.) But in hell, IT WON'T MATTER. Mmmmmm.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oooh, I like the way you think!!!!