The Clothing Series Finale

[donutsweeper]

Title: The Clothing Series Finale
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/Ianto, rated PG-13
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack finally succeeds in undressing Ianto with his hands tied behind his back.
Author's Note: Seventh in the series, following The Pants, written for mad_jaks because she's awesomesause

Ianto was finally naked, his pants and trousers pooled in a pile at his feet.  Jack had been good to his word, managing to undress Ianto with his hands tied behind his back.  But Ianto found himself looking forlornly at the rest of his clothes, particularly the buttons scattered over the floor.  “That was my favorite shirt, Jack.” 

Jack attempted, and failed, to respond with an innocent look.  “So?”

“You ruined it.  I demand restitution.  And I’m not untying your hands until I get it.”

This time Jack smiled broadly, raising an eyebrow.  “Oh, I think I can manage that.”

Comments

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

but if you didn't the co-workers would find you boring. Nothing worse than boring co-workers

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

My coworkers all think I'm very entertaining. They tell me so (one just the other day, while I was cackling away in the back, watching DW). I would definitely hate to be the boring one.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

true. Besides, if your entertaining (Or a little scary as I think might be my case) they'll be less likely to bother you with stupid things

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I read horror stories and watch crime shows during graveyard shift. I'm sure they're just a BIT scared of me, too.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I spent a long time coming up with the list of deaths for Jack on that Alaphabet Soup story. you get weird looks from people when you ask: okay- hanging, bludgeoning, choking... how else can you kill someone?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I have the urge to do that now just for the WTF value.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Luckily Bob at work is used to me by now- and he's a mystery and scifi reader (not watcher though, unfortunately) he was able to come up with immolated.

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Unexpected co-conspirators are always a nice thing.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

And we got a LOT of strange looks from other people

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Ah. Reminds me of the good old days, opening the dining hall on Sundays.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

you relished the strange looks?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

The other coordinator and I would usually get into some lengthy conversation about Doctor Who, which usually led to discussion of John Barrowman's bum and great amounts of laughter. The strange looks were unending.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and the strange looks, I'm sure, had nothing to do with why you continued to have those conversations!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Not at all. Or with how I eventually earned the nickname Cpt. Jaq.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oh CUTE! Does anyone ever ask what you're captain of?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Occasionally. Most of the time I have to refrain from saying "The Innuendo Squad", because it's usually people like parents or professors who don't already know me and the origin of my nickname.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*snerK* that's what I was going to suggest you say!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

It's so tempting.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

DO IT.. you know you want to!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone who asked during graveyard would really think twice about that answer.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*nods* smart people!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Slightly off our rockers, but smart.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Slightly off our rockers
that part goes without saying...

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

You're probably right.