Banana Cream Pie

[donutsweeper]

Title: Banana Cream Pie
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/Ten, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary:  When the Doctor discovers Jack eating banana cream pie, things don't go quite the way he was expecting.
Author's Note:  Written for kensieg's prompt.

“What,” the Doctor asked as he sat down, “is that?”

“Pie,” Jack answered succinctly.

The Doctor watched as Jack slowly, ever so slowly, licked the remaining filling off his fork.  “I... I can see that.  What type?”

“Banana creme.”

“I like bananas.”

“I know.” 

“Then, can I...”  The Doctor grabbed a fork, his hand was slapped away before he could reach the pie.

“No.”

He swallowed heavily as he watched Jack eat.  “Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Yes.”

“What you’re doing to that pie is practically obscene.”

“I know.”

“Then why...” 

Jack grinned. 

“Oh, well, in that case...”

Comments

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, pie.

Mmmmm, Jack...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Jack can just be evil when he wants to be!

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

Oh, but so deliciously evil...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thanks our Jack! And we wouldn't have him any other way!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

This made me grin. A lot. It'd take a stronger Time Lord than the Doctor to resist Jack eating banana creme pie...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Jack certainly knows what he's doing in that regard.

Thanks for giving this the once over! :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

You're very welcome!

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

hee! Go Jack!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Gotta love Jack's flirtatious powers! :)

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

::snort::

I bet Jack has a whole subset of food-related seduction skills. Hee!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

That he does! Glad you liked it! :)

[nightrider101.livejournal.com]

Hee!!

This was priceless!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Gotta love Jack! What a flirt!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Ah, Jack.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

although I notice you're not surprised.....

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Little Jack does surprised me anymore.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and doesn't that make him that much more interesting?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Actually, it does. I think only he could possibly be more interesting without being surprising.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

that's our Jack. Gotta love him!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

There are so many reasons to love him.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oh yes. So very many!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

And more to discover, I'm sure.

I really ACTUALLY didn't mean for that to sound so dirty.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

right. of course not

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's humanly possible for me to make anything concerning Jack sound less than dirty, anymore.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

there's no point in even trying!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Not really.

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

TEASE!!!!!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

like you expected anything different from me!

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

And do you know...?
I don't actually find eating food all that sexy but jack just makes everything work!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

either do I But for Jack, I can see it!

[elspethsheir.livejournal.com]

“What you’re doing to that pie is practically obscene.”

Captain Jack doing anything to/with anything can be practically obscene.

Thank goodness.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

So true! Glad you liked! :)

[elspethsheir.livejournal.com]

I am sometimes surprised at how much I enjoy him as a character - he could have been so one-note, but Jack is a never-ending source of fascination!

(Also, I've been meaning to add you to my flist for what feels like an age, as I've enjoyed your comments over at rustydog's journal, and your fics, so now I will!)

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

So much said with so few words. Don't you just love Jack's skills in non-verbal communication? *g*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Jack has amazing skills, it's fun to consider all of them! :)

[snakewhissperer.livejournal.com]

actually banana pie wodl be the one thing to put me off the good captain...i'll take anyting but the banana pie!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

what if he was offering you the whipped creme topping?

[snakewhissperer.livejournal.com]

i can deal with whipped cream ;-)

[unfeathered]

Yummy! (Again!) *g*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*tips hat* I try my best! :)

[unfeathered]

You do very well!

(I am SO behind on reading my flist. Everyone's been so busy!)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

But that's a good thing, right? Lots of stuff to read! :)

[unfeathered]

Well, yeah, but I tend to forget about it if it's more than a few pages back, whilst trying to keep up with the new stuff.

It's been a quiet Saturday (online) though, so I'm catching up at last. :-)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

true- sometimes things get a little nuts and you're at skip=200 and still haven't gotten far enough back to see everything you missed

[laurab1.livejournal.com]

Ha! Oh, boys ;)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Gotta love those two, right?