Banana Cream Pie

[donutsweeper]

Title: Banana Cream Pie
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/Ten, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary:  When the Doctor discovers Jack eating banana cream pie, things don't go quite the way he was expecting.
Author's Note:  Written for kensieg's prompt.

“What,” the Doctor asked as he sat down, “is that?”

“Pie,” Jack answered succinctly.

The Doctor watched as Jack slowly, ever so slowly, licked the remaining filling off his fork.  “I... I can see that.  What type?”

“Banana creme.”

“I like bananas.”

“I know.” 

“Then, can I...”  The Doctor grabbed a fork, his hand was slapped away before he could reach the pie.

“No.”

He swallowed heavily as he watched Jack eat.  “Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Yes.”

“What you’re doing to that pie is practically obscene.”

“I know.”

“Then why...” 

Jack grinned. 

“Oh, well, in that case...”

Comments

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Ah, Jack.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

although I notice you're not surprised.....

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Little Jack does surprised me anymore.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and doesn't that make him that much more interesting?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Actually, it does. I think only he could possibly be more interesting without being surprising.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

that's our Jack. Gotta love him!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

There are so many reasons to love him.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oh yes. So very many!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

And more to discover, I'm sure.

I really ACTUALLY didn't mean for that to sound so dirty.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

right. of course not

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's humanly possible for me to make anything concerning Jack sound less than dirty, anymore.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

there's no point in even trying!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Not really.