donutsweeper: (facepalm)
donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2008-07-15 06:12 pm

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Dear Mr. Supervisor person:

Perhaps you are having difficulties finding the Zimmerman file because you are looking in the "F" filing cabinet.  I'd try "Z" if I were you, but it's just a suggestion.

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-07-16 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure this has been a common comment but that's F for Folder right? 'Cause the file's bound to be in a folder...

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-16 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately no, see that would make sense! I'm pretty sure F was due to the fact I told him to look there for for the last file he couldn't find (Franks)

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-07-16 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww bless...

Sometimes I miss the intricacies of *actual* physical filing..

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-16 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
We keep track of everything on-line. And have hard copies. Two hard copies of everything. No idea why

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
IN case the Archangel Network goes live, obviously!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
*Smacks forehead* Why didn't I think of that?

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you are a sane, rational, human being?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Image Did you manage to type that with a straight face?

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I did actually :D Why, are you not any of those things? Think carefully now...

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
so the aliens have secretly replaced me with a pod person?

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*blinks* I... don't know..?
You could be sitting in your space ship in geostationary orbit above Middle America pretending you only have two arms and one head. How would I *know*? I always found it highly suspicious you had a cat with the name Alex... far too much like the sort of whacked out name a being with the moniker 'Zog the Destroyer' would give to a their pet zmood...

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
little ol' innocent me? Image

you're so silly, everyone knows zmoods don't eat donuts!

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I know zmoods don't eat donuts but what about their owners? I'm sure I heard tell that their home planet has a monument erected to the almighty Donut Maker Himself!
Image

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I am a terrible person... it took me a minute to realize what I thought that little guy was doing he wasn't actually doing

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
:O

I was in a rush I know - *that* did NOT cross my mind at all!!!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm claiming that I only thought that because you people have been a bad influence on me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
This is me rolling my eyes...

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I was such an innocent lass until you all got your hooks into me!

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe you....

Now, if it was Rusty :D

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I still can't believe some of the evil capitulations you've gotten me to write... :) Did you always know you had such evil powers?

[identity profile] mad-jaks.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Would that be the evil capitulations I have got you to capitulate to just by blinking in your direction and not saying anything ???

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not belittling your talents, are you? You plant the idea, get that seed growing and LOOK OUT WORLD, I am defenseless!