donutsweeper | (no subject)

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Dear Mr. Supervisor person:

Perhaps you are having difficulties finding the Zimmerman file because you are looking in the "F" filing cabinet. I'd try "Z" if I were you, but it's just a suggestion.

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nah, time served with roomies who mock John Barrowman will get added in as time already served in hell

I sure hope. It's horrific.

you did not resort to violence and showed clear restraint- it definitely is good for a few bonus points on the big ol' tally of life

I just resorted to Swedish Fish and packing tape. If nothing else, I hope that earned me a few points in the tally of WIN.

*nods* perfectly innocent pranks. They can only help

Well, in that case...

oh no... what are you considering now?

Absolutely nothing *whistles innocently*.

yeah, that innocent looks works as well for you as it does for me

I can try, though.

Of course, and with some practice, who knows? Maybe you'll be able to pull it off!

Maybe.

or maybe you'll just give up trying?

More likely.

innocence, like sanity, is overrated

Plus, it really is possible to feign innocence. Sanity's a lot harder.

I don't know, for the most part if you stay quiet people assume normalcy and sanity

True. Although, you really only have to open your mouth once to shatter that perception.

at least it's a conscious effort then!

Well, the opening of the mouth part is...

sometimes it is difficult to control what spills forth, no?

Yeah, I'm really good at those "why the hell did I just say that?!" moments.

I, however, never ever have one of those moments. ever :)

Uh huh. Sure.

yeah, I didn't think you'd believe me...