Help prevent murder a.k.a prompt me, please!!!

[donutsweeper]

As I have mentioned in various places I will be off very soon for 8 "lovely" days visiting the inlaws.  I'm looking forward to it as much I would having a root canal without any pain medication while listening to the theme from "Barney" as performed by 600 5 year olds on out of tune recorders.

I will most likely be cut off from the internet, and thus LJ nearly the entire time.

So, I am begging, nay PLEADING with you to please prompt me.  Give me something to be thinking about other than murder and/or shoving sharp pointy things in my ears to take the pain away.  Resurrect any meme you can think of: timestamp (a prequel or sequel to anything I've written), dialog (any two characters in any fandoms talking with one another), the three things (give me any fandom, character or prompts (up to three things) to write about), anything.  Really.  Story ideas, silly phrases, anything.  Pretty please with sugar and whipped cream and a cherry on top.

Comments

[merucha.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly; murder would be a great prompt. I remember one job I had where the boss was a total jackass, so we all took turns "murdering" him in creative ways... on paper. Write yourself a few murder mysteries! You do NCIS, don't you?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

yes, Tony and Abby could definitely have some fun with that! Thanks!

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

EIGHT DAYS?! But...but...how are we supposed to survive that long without you?!?

In-laws, ew. *kicks them pre-emptively for you*

You already know my favorite characters. :D And prompts? "Books".

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, Owen and Thatcher, right? :)

(and all preemptive kicking is welcomed!)

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

Doctor Who visits Atlantis. it's McShep and 10/Jack. What does McKay think of the Doctor? and vice versa.


11th Doctor/Jack. was Jack there when he regenerated into the 11th? Will the 11th be ginger?


The Doctor eats an alien donut.

What happens when the Wraith try to feed on the Doctor?

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

write a story about the doctor as a little boy pre-academy. Write a stuffed animal fic set on Atlantis.

[k-haldane.livejournal.com]

Jack, Janet (no dialogue required), and some normal donuts.

The Doctor breaking something he can't fix while doing something he shouldn't have been doing.

Why do people think Jack doesn't speak Welsh when he's been living in Cardiff for 150 years, especially as Welsh was much more common a hundred years ago? Gwen says something to Ianto in front of the team that they aren't expecting anyone else to understand.

Abby fills in at Torchwood for a stint as their forensic analyst. Myfanwy likes the leather-stud look.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

excellent! Thanks!

[amythest-n-ice.livejournal.com]

Jack, Ianto, Doctor, any combination thereof, and artificial snow. How does that grab you?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oooh, artificial snow! *puts on thinky cap*

[pointytilly.livejournal.com]

I found this line of dialogue typing things up from a Notebook Of Death: "I don't know whether to feel very old or very young. Both? I do that, some days."

Dialogue: Jack meets the various Star Trek captains...or hell, any famous sci-fi captain types.

Anything involving duct tape as a solution to a problem far doomier than duct tape should be able to repair - and not as a stopgap or joke, duct tape really does fix it.

Rhys helps out at Torchwood and ends up befriending the pterodactyl.

Something involving bricks. Possibly sentient bricks.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oh, those are GREAT! thanks!

[aeron-lanart.livejournal.com]

Dialogue between our 2 favourite ghostly Bobs... with or without added Dief, Mister, Mouse and donuts.

A discussion between Ben Fraser, Harry Dresden and Jack Harkness about the pros and cons of unusual pets. With or without added Janet and beer.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Someone, I think awanderingbard, wrote the two Bobs before, but they are certainly worthy of more fic! :)

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

OMG!! Good luck.
Prompt? Um... Ianto and Owen friendship, whipped cream.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I will need all the luck I can get. ooh, I like the idea of Owen and Ianto friendship- thanks!

[snakewhissperer.livejournal.com]

jack, ianto, duct tape. Rated NC-17, in case i have to spell it out.

and here's another one, just for fun.

Tosh and Jack, talking after he just recruited her.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

thanks for the prompts!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

*pets you* *kicks the in-laws*

Uhm, prompts, let's see. SGA, teaminess, and the line that just popped into my head when I thought of that is, "I never knew you were that...flexible." Interpret that as you will. *g*

Jack telling Mickey outrageous things about TW--that may or may not be true.

...I will add more as they come to me. *plots*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

SGA/Jack or just SGA?

*snicker* Mickey has NO idea what he's in for, does he?

A selection!

[smithy161.livejournal.com]

1) Jack Harkness and Ronon dialogue! Extra points for Jack coming onto him and Ronon being utterly clueless and far more interested in Jack's gun.

2) Jack and Turlough trapped somewhere. Donna has to rescue them.

3) Tosh and Gwen, girls' night in. No mention of the rest of the team.

4) The Doctor explains why he's never been in love with any of his companions, or the Master, or the Rani, or, for that matter, anyone we've ever seen on screen with him.

5) Christmas is celebrated on Atlantis on a randomly selected day. Teyla and Ronon are perplexed.

6) Harry Dresden studies at Unseen University for a couple of terms. Extra awesome if he meets Ponder Stibbons, gets in trouble with the Watch, and befriends the Librarian.

I hope your trip doesn't come to murder, but if it does, I'm thinking of going into business providing alibis *Hands you my card*

Re: A selection!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Excellent prompts!

*takes card* thanks!

[morgynleri]

*sngs her latest list of song lyric prompts*

With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go - NCIS, any characters, crossover if you want

Though your heart it be broken and life about to end/No matter what you lost, be it a love, a home, a friend - Doctor Who, the Doctor (Nine, by preference, or whichever works best for you)

So many years have passed, who are the noble and the wise - Doctor Who, Donna & Romana

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oooh thanks! Good ones!

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

I will be thinking good thoughts for you all week! ::pre-emptive hugs and donuts::

The Torchwood team (any or all) stumble into the Hundred Acre Wood.

The electricity goes out in Cardiff on the hottest day of the year, and Torchwood's backup power isn't working either.

As a child, before he got his first weapons, Ronon had a very special toy...

(And because you might have the personal inspiration for this...) Coffee shortage:
- v.1 Torchwood is infected with an organism that makes the human body react to caffeine as a strong toxin.
- v.2 Atlantis runs out of coffee with no possible resupply for a month. Rodney suddenly gets very interested in botany and the local flora.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the donuts! *hugs back*

Jack meets Winnie-the-Pooh *snerk*

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! When are you off? *hurries to get draft finished*

Prompts to help with the sanity:
- Five things Tosh left the Torchwood team
- Five things John never said to Jack (in your 'Pashahads' 'verse)
- Five things Ray never put on his hair

Rodney meets Donna.
Myfanwy meets Dief (can't remember if you've already written that, but it bears repeating)
Jack meets Gibbs

Owen + tomatoes + rocks + handbag
Fraser + yellow + muppet + drawing pin
Abby + slipper + phone book + letter opener.

Enjoy!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

You're assuming we all want to prevent murder. More naked board games!

[mylogiceatsyou.livejournal.com]

HAHA I love it. I had a random prompt and lj decided it was too stupid for my comment to work.

So okay. Tony, because he is Tony, and some angst, because we can't get enough angst...and OOH I've always had this thing about Kate asking Tony about what happened to him Mum, but I've never written it because I can't. I'll see if you can. It's kinda cliche and angst filled so if you don't want to...yeah :P

[mylogiceatsyou.livejournal.com]

And by him Mum, obviously I mean his Mum. I just can't type, apparently.

[taylorgibbs.livejournal.com]

Hrm...what about Jack/Gibbs talking about loss. I love your Torchwood/NCIS crossovers

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

*is missing you already*

Alien donuts need to be seen in the Who-niverse...
NB the following pairings are dialogue prompts not alien donut prompts (unless you so choose).
Nine/John Sheppard
Ten/Logan Cale
Seven/Abby
Benton/Ace

Oh and murder is a great prompt the more crack!tastic the murder the better :D


I have failed in producing cheering up Jen fic to bolster your morale while you are away - if you mange to get online at all do come have a looksee - I might manage something when things calm down later...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

with luck I'll be able to get on at least once of twice. With even more luck I'll have a chance to post a little something for a special someone who is having a birthday while I'm away