Help prevent murder a.k.a prompt me, please!!!

[donutsweeper]

As I have mentioned in various places I will be off very soon for 8 "lovely" days visiting the inlaws.  I'm looking forward to it as much I would having a root canal without any pain medication while listening to the theme from "Barney" as performed by 600 5 year olds on out of tune recorders.

I will most likely be cut off from the internet, and thus LJ nearly the entire time.

So, I am begging, nay PLEADING with you to please prompt me.  Give me something to be thinking about other than murder and/or shoving sharp pointy things in my ears to take the pain away.  Resurrect any meme you can think of: timestamp (a prequel or sequel to anything I've written), dialog (any two characters in any fandoms talking with one another), the three things (give me any fandom, character or prompts (up to three things) to write about), anything.  Really.  Story ideas, silly phrases, anything.  Pretty please with sugar and whipped cream and a cherry on top.

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[rustydog.livejournal.com]

"Rodney, we're going to pull you out, HOLD STILL."

"No, no, no, PUSH. I'm almost through! Hey, are those DONKEY TEETH ON MY LEFT BOOT?"

"Shut up and suck in."

"No, I said PUSH! Ronon..." [insulting-sounding muttering]

"I *knew* somebody was taking those extra donuts in the mess. Bet you're sorry now."

"I don't suppose this is going to work. Oh well. No matter. I'll pull anyway. He won't be happy about the teeth marks on his boot. He'll probably hate me later. Well, it can't be helped I suppose..."

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*giggles* and of course Rabbit and Teyla would wander by just then.

"Oh my, oh my. It's not like it was my place to say anything but it does look like someone's eating habits have finally gotten the better of him. And now there's nothing to be done but wait."

"Rodney, do not fret. We shall think of something and figure a way to get you out. Perhaps we could inquire after the Daedalus?"

"Oh no!" Rondey was practically shouting. "I am not calling Colonel supreme military man Caldwell to beam me out of a hole!"

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

(HEE. I love your Rabbit voice!)

You're going to hate me for this...

And all the commotion would really start to draw a crowd - Roo offers to hop on Rodney's sticking-out half until it pops out, Sheppard offers to join in... but finally Jack arrives and points out that they could try lubricating the sides of the hole.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

"Lubricate?" Sheppard's voice was incredulous. His brow furrowed he blinked several times before finally turning to Jack. "With what?"

(you *are* evil!!!)

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

(Snerk)

Pooh, having a one-track mind, suggests using honey, but he's quite relieved when the others rule it out on account of its, well, stickiness; he didn't really want to donate his latest honeypot to a cause other than toast.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Afterall, he may be a Bear of Very Little Brain, but even he knew honey was for eating and not for smearing on people who had managed to get themselves stuck in Very Tight Places for Very Silly Reasons. Yes, it was a Very Good Thing that Owl suggested using the leftover tea instead.

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Other Very Good Things included the fact that they'd been drinking an herbal brew of Slippery Elm Bark and Kanga remembering to check if it had cooled yet. Rodney was especially thankful for that last one and wondered if he could send a... what did kangaroos like to eat, anyway? Peanut butter?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Donuts? No, that was him... Well, he'd figure out whatever her favorite treat was and send her thirty of them if this would only work. And work quickly. Before anyone else happened by.

"Oh me oh my, oh me oh my. Hullo, what have we here?" It was Tigger. "Are you stuck? Because getting stuck is something that Tiggers do! Although, getting unstuck is something Tiggers do too."

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

(Hee, you're so good at their voices! I'm afraid I have to bow out for the night - just finished grading papers and I'm having my supper... is it bad to have supper at 11:30?)

(Would Tigger be able to bounce a tea-lubed Rodney out of the hole?)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I have to head to bed too. Supper, at any time, is a good thing!

And regarding Tigger- hmmm- probably. Tiggers are very talented