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[donutsweeper]

If you're curious if a pan that's been in the oven for an hour is hot the answer is yes.

I am an idiot.

(big red splotchy burn, no blisters)

Comments

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

That'd make millions.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

that it would.

Or, you could horde it over the masses that you have the tape and release a still or two but keep it for yourself...

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I really like that plan...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

it reinforces your evilness

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Like I need that.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

can't hurt!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Can't hurt me.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

unless you hurt your throat with all that cackling

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

True.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and you don't have a mustache to twirl...

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Which is completely unfortunate.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

the world could use more evil maniacs twirling their mustaches

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Definitely.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

male villains have all the luck

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Yes, but they don't get things like flying monkey boobs.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

so very, very true

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

And those just kind of pwn all.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

definitely one for the record books

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

No male villain could ever contain a horde of flying monkey minions under his shirt.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

in his pants, however, is an entirely different story

(I'm a terrible person, but it had to be said)

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I, uh, was trying to refrain from saying that one, but, yes. I guess, with us involved, it was going to be said eventually.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I should feel contrite, but... I oddly don't

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Well, it's the internet, and you are talking to me, so I can't really blame you.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*phew*

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I'd probably be a bit disappointed if you were.