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[donutsweeper]

My cat just meowered in his sleep, jolted himself awake and proceeded to fall off the chair he was sleeping on.

I should feel bad for laughing at him.

Really I should.

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[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Never. We'll just laugh.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and laugh even harder when they act all affronted

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

gotta love it

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Of course, then you also have to run, at times.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

or risk reprisal

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Yes. Sharp, painful reprisal.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

unfortunately they'll always be able to find your shoes for hairball placement

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Even if you put them in the closet.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

evil bastards

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

They're crafty like that.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

damn good thing they're so cute and purry

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Yes. Or they'd never get fed.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

unless they figured out the can opener

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Then I'd be looking for the most remote piece of earth to hide on.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

or stock up on the tuna and whatnot so you have LOTS of things to bribe them with

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Get on the good side of our likely new masters.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

exactly what I was thinking. Donut lures and tuna bribes will take us far

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

We know how to rule, but we also know how to suck-up.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

sucking up is equally important

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

and, with cats, knowing how to skirtch that spot just behind the ear and the other one under the chin, is equally important

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

Definitely. This knowledge has prevented many a bite from the rather surly cat at the local bookstore.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I love bookstore cats! Cats+books=the best thing! They go together so well!

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

It's the best combination ever, in my mind. This particular bookstore has a few kittens, too. They're so adorable and ridiculously unhelpful. It's my favorite bookstore in the area.