Fortune Cookie

[donutsweeper]

We went out for Chinese food tonight. The fortune read:

Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies.

I feel vaguely cheated.

Comments

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

ooooh... yes, literacy in bed works. Buying fortune cookies, not so much.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

*giggles* True.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

although it does send the brain into some interesting places with euphemisms....

O.0 best not to go there.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

*dies* *does not go there*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

What'd I say?

[travels-in-time.livejournal.com]

"Hey, where'd you get the fortune cookies?"

"Believe me, you do NOT wanna know."

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*dies*