donutsweeper | (no subject)

(no subject)

10% off Easter candy is not an after Easter sale. Or at least it shouldn't be.

10% off? What are they thinking, it's supposed to be 75%! That way we don't feel quite so bad for eating all those Peeps and can stock up on duck-shaped candy (the only way I like ducks, other than with a nice orange sauce)

There were no peeps. No cadbury eggs. No chocolate bunnies. It was SO sad.

None at all!?! That *is* sad, what kind of store doesn't overstock the peeps! What kind of parents buy all the peeps to rot their kids teeth?

It was wrong on so many levels

If they are going to majorly commercialize major Judaic-Christian holidays they should at least remember to sell us themed candy at drastically reduced prices.

And speaking of oh so wrong and commercialization, have you ever come across any 'Easter/Passover' candy with Menorahs on them? I have, oh so commercialization gone so wrong or as my baby-sister asked one year "What do ducks have to do with Easter?"

I've seen menorahs and dreidels in chocolate for Passover. Some people are obviously unclear on the concept. :)

The aliens think we worship a fat man in a red suit who sneaks into houses and eats our food and that once a year rodents leave our children brown eggs that come out of the rabbits ass ;-)

*giggles uncontrollably*

Oh, and once a year we try to kill of an entire species of bird so we can become gluttons while sitting on our asses watching men in tight pants fondle each other ;-)

I see nothing wrong with that description....

In fact it is very enjoyable........ as long as they don't forget the gravy.

Or the tight pants...

Super Duper Top Sektrit: They use padding

don't care... still nice to look at! :)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only