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donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-11 12:01 am
donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-11 12:01 am
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Alien Donut Discussions
Title: Alien Donut Discussions
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/John, none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and John discuss the affect the alien donuts had on them
Author's Note: TW/SGA crossover. Third in alien donut crack!fic series. (the others are Alien Donuts, and Alien Donut Aftermath )
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/John, none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and John discuss the affect the alien donuts had on them
Author's Note: TW/SGA crossover. Third in alien donut crack!fic series. (the others are Alien Donuts, and Alien Donut Aftermath )
“So,” Sheppard began, hesitantly, “alien donuts are aphrodisiacs?”
“Apparently so.” Jack responded.
“And as a result we had sex.”
“Yes.”
“A lot of sex.”
“Yes.”
“On the table.”
“And under the table. And on the window ledge. And against the....”
“I remember! I remember. It was...” He shook his head in amazement. “Where did you learn how to do...”
Jack shrugged. “Rodney’s comments about me being Kirk-like aren’t as far off as you’d think.”
“Oh. Speaking of Rodney, any idea where he went?”
“Nope, but he took the platter of donuts with him.”
“Isn’t he bunking with Ronon?”
“Yep.”
“Uh-oh.”
Author's Note#2: Read Alien Donut Discoveries to find out what happens next....
“Apparently so.” Jack responded.
“And as a result we had sex.”
“Yes.”
“A lot of sex.”
“Yes.”
“On the table.”
“And under the table. And on the window ledge. And against the....”
“I remember! I remember. It was...” He shook his head in amazement. “Where did you learn how to do...”
Jack shrugged. “Rodney’s comments about me being Kirk-like aren’t as far off as you’d think.”
“Oh. Speaking of Rodney, any idea where he went?”
“Nope, but he took the platter of donuts with him.”
“Isn’t he bunking with Ronon?”
“Yep.”
“Uh-oh.”
Author's Note#2: Read Alien Donut Discoveries to find out what happens next....
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“And under the table. And on the window ledge. And against the....”
ROFL. Love that mental image. Hee! This alien donut series is tons of fun.
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I am NOT going there. You hear me? I am going to quit writing crack!fic and go back to angsty deep serious stuff. No more alien donuts. I mean it.
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Anybody want a peanut?
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Are there rocks ahead?
There's always a chance when one pulls out that shibboleth that it won't be recognized and one will just look stupid. *g*
Re: Are there rocks ahead?
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(well - you know - as close as I come in this persona anyway)
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