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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-11 12:01 am

Alien Donut Discussions

Title: Alien Donut Discussions
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/John, none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and John discuss the affect the alien donuts had on them
Author's Note:  TW/SGA crossover.  Third in alien donut crack!fic series. (the others are Alien Donuts, and Alien Donut Aftermath )

“So,”  Sheppard began, hesitantly, “alien donuts are aphrodisiacs?”

“Apparently so.”  Jack responded.

 “And as a result we had sex.”

“Yes.”

“A lot of sex.”

“Yes.”

“On the table.”

“And under the table.  And on the window ledge.  And against the....”

“I remember!  I remember.  It was...”  He shook his head in amazement.  “Where did you learn how to do...”  

 Jack shrugged.  “Rodney’s comments about me being Kirk-like aren’t as far off as you’d think.”

“Oh.  Speaking of Rodney, any idea where he went?”

“Nope, but he took the platter of donuts with him.”

“Isn’t he bunking with Ronon?”

“Yep.”

“Uh-oh.”



Author's Note#2:  Read Alien Donut Discoveries to find out what happens next....

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-11 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Uh oh indeed! Ronon and Rodney tend to bond over food, but not generally *that* way--I assume.

“And under the table. And on the window ledge. And against the....”

ROFL. Love that mental image. Hee! This alien donut series is tons of fun.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ronon and Rodney tend to bond over food, but not generally *that* way--I assume.

I am NOT going there. You hear me? I am going to quit writing crack!fic and go back to angsty deep serious stuff. No more alien donuts. I mean it.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-11 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
::nods:: OK, that's good. ::snicker::

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
You could pretend you believe me....

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/ 2007-11-11 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
But it's you. And donuts. "Alien donuts made them do it" was just made for you. Who will take up the tales of the alien donuts if you don't?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
*sigh* trudge, trudge, trudge.... you may have a point...

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh dear god...

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
errr... sorry?

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
wow, you got to that comment quickly. I was still reading the other comments on the page (because that seems to be half the fun of this series).

no need to apologize...you just placed a really interesting mental image in my head involving Ronon and Rodney. please tell me the alien donuts don't end here.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not really sure I could write Rodney/Ronon, but then again I swore I couldn't write Jack/John either. Crack!fic seems to write itself sometimes.

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
I can't really blame you. I really don't see that particular pairing, even with alien donuts involved. I think Ronon would probably knock Rodney out or something.

that is so true...which is why I found myself writing a fic involving Jack in drag the other week.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously? I can picture that! I rarely write crack!fic...but the lure of the alien donut did me in....

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
LOL...yes. Jack, Ianto, and Martha dressed up as one another for Halloween and hilarity ensued.

So, the alien donuts actually did make you do it?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
So, the alien donuts actually did make you do it?

errr... yeah.. we're going with that as an excuse.....

[identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
“Rodney’s comments about me being Kirk-like aren’t as far off as you’d think.”

http://darthhellokitty.livejournal.com/318396.html?style=mine&thread=1950396#t1950396

Love those alien donuts!

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
good plan.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
lol!!! That's great!!!!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
you managed to say that without any sarcasm!

Did you post that halloween crossdressing fic?

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
yes, it's over here (http://community.livejournal.com/torch_wood/1901958.html). it's all from Owen's point of view. I wouldn't be surprised if I end up writing more of Jack in drag at some point in the future...and possibly a bit of Ianto.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent! *runs to read*

[identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
She's going to hell for saying that, because once you get that into your head, the parallels... terrifying!

Husband and I got DONUTS on the way home from movies - not alien donuts, but any donuts are nice. :-)

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
No more alien donuts. I mean it.

Anybody want a peanut?
ext_1630: Didn't make this. (sheppard crotch)

[identity profile] nuptse.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
HEE! These are so much fun. Crack sprinked donuts for all!

[identity profile] rustydog.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Who knows, Rodney could have shared the donuts with *anyone* on the way to his bunk. Elizabeth, Zalenka, Carson...
unfeathered: (JB05 Undressing)

[personal profile] unfeathered 2007-11-11 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, brilliant - you are having so much fun with these - and us along with you! :-)

This is so funny. Can't stop sniggering. :-)

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