Alien Donut Discussions

[donutsweeper]

Title: Alien Donut Discussions
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/John, none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and John discuss the affect the alien donuts had on them
Author's Note:  TW/SGA crossover.  Third in alien donut crack!fic series. (the others are Alien Donuts, and Alien Donut Aftermath )

“So,”  Sheppard began, hesitantly, “alien donuts are aphrodisiacs?”

“Apparently so.”  Jack responded.

 “And as a result we had sex.”

“Yes.”

“A lot of sex.”

“Yes.”

“On the table.”

“And under the table.  And on the window ledge.  And against the....”

“I remember!  I remember.  It was...”  He shook his head in amazement.  “Where did you learn how to do...”  

 Jack shrugged.  “Rodney’s comments about me being Kirk-like aren’t as far off as you’d think.”

“Oh.  Speaking of Rodney, any idea where he went?”

“Nope, but he took the platter of donuts with him.”

“Isn’t he bunking with Ronon?”

“Yep.”

“Uh-oh.”



Author's Note#2:  Read Alien Donut Discoveries to find out what happens next....

Comments

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

wow, you got to that comment quickly. I was still reading the other comments on the page (because that seems to be half the fun of this series).

no need to apologize...you just placed a really interesting mental image in my head involving Ronon and Rodney. please tell me the alien donuts don't end here.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

I'm not really sure I could write Rodney/Ronon, but then again I swore I couldn't write Jack/John either. Crack!fic seems to write itself sometimes.

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

I can't really blame you. I really don't see that particular pairing, even with alien donuts involved. I think Ronon would probably knock Rodney out or something.

that is so true...which is why I found myself writing a fic involving Jack in drag the other week.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Seriously? I can picture that! I rarely write crack!fic...but the lure of the alien donut did me in....

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

LOL...yes. Jack, Ianto, and Martha dressed up as one another for Halloween and hilarity ensued.

So, the alien donuts actually did make you do it?

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

So, the alien donuts actually did make you do it?

errr... yeah.. we're going with that as an excuse.....

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

good plan.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

you managed to say that without any sarcasm!

Did you post that halloween crossdressing fic?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

yes, it's over here (http://community.livejournal.com/torch_wood/1901958.html). it's all from Owen's point of view. I wouldn't be surprised if I end up writing more of Jack in drag at some point in the future...and possibly a bit of Ianto.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Excellent! *runs to read*

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Who knows, Rodney could have shared the donuts with *anyone* on the way to his bunk. Elizabeth, Zalenka, Carson...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Rodney/Zelenka?!?! *headdesk*

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Those Alien Donuts are powerful stuff. But just think how nervous Zelenka would be! Comedy gold!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

errr.... no. just no...

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

I keep forgetting I'm a really lousy temptress.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

it's not that... isn't just that even the alien donuts can only take crack!fic so far....

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

The wise selection of an object of temptation is important. ::nods::

Makes me think, though, if the folks on Atlantis are going to fight this delicious threat, they're going to have to figure out the chinks in the powdered sugar armor, so to speak. If they can just find pairings with the proper degree of incompatibility, they set those folks to work containing the threat.

Or just not eat the donuts, but that's no fun!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

chinks in the powdered sugar armor...

you crack me up!!