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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-11 12:01 am

Alien Donut Discussions

Title: Alien Donut Discussions
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/John, none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and John discuss the affect the alien donuts had on them
Author's Note:  TW/SGA crossover.  Third in alien donut crack!fic series. (the others are Alien Donuts, and Alien Donut Aftermath )

“So,”  Sheppard began, hesitantly, “alien donuts are aphrodisiacs?”

“Apparently so.”  Jack responded.

 “And as a result we had sex.”

“Yes.”

“A lot of sex.”

“Yes.”

“On the table.”

“And under the table.  And on the window ledge.  And against the....”

“I remember!  I remember.  It was...”  He shook his head in amazement.  “Where did you learn how to do...”  

 Jack shrugged.  “Rodney’s comments about me being Kirk-like aren’t as far off as you’d think.”

“Oh.  Speaking of Rodney, any idea where he went?”

“Nope, but he took the platter of donuts with him.”

“Isn’t he bunking with Ronon?”

“Yep.”

“Uh-oh.”



Author's Note#2:  Read Alien Donut Discoveries to find out what happens next....

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
I can't really blame you. I really don't see that particular pairing, even with alien donuts involved. I think Ronon would probably knock Rodney out or something.

that is so true...which is why I found myself writing a fic involving Jack in drag the other week.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously? I can picture that! I rarely write crack!fic...but the lure of the alien donut did me in....

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
LOL...yes. Jack, Ianto, and Martha dressed up as one another for Halloween and hilarity ensued.

So, the alien donuts actually did make you do it?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
So, the alien donuts actually did make you do it?

errr... yeah.. we're going with that as an excuse.....

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
you managed to say that without any sarcasm!

Did you post that halloween crossdressing fic?

[identity profile] the-dark-side.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
yes, it's over here (http://community.livejournal.com/torch_wood/1901958.html). it's all from Owen's point of view. I wouldn't be surprised if I end up writing more of Jack in drag at some point in the future...and possibly a bit of Ianto.

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent! *runs to read*