Alien Donut Discussions

[donutsweeper]

Title: Alien Donut Discussions
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/John, none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and John discuss the affect the alien donuts had on them
Author's Note:  TW/SGA crossover.  Third in alien donut crack!fic series. (the others are Alien Donuts, and Alien Donut Aftermath )

“So,”  Sheppard began, hesitantly, “alien donuts are aphrodisiacs?”

“Apparently so.”  Jack responded.

 “And as a result we had sex.”

“Yes.”

“A lot of sex.”

“Yes.”

“On the table.”

“And under the table.  And on the window ledge.  And against the....”

“I remember!  I remember.  It was...”  He shook his head in amazement.  “Where did you learn how to do...”  

 Jack shrugged.  “Rodney’s comments about me being Kirk-like aren’t as far off as you’d think.”

“Oh.  Speaking of Rodney, any idea where he went?”

“Nope, but he took the platter of donuts with him.”

“Isn’t he bunking with Ronon?”

“Yep.”

“Uh-oh.”



Author's Note#2:  Read Alien Donut Discoveries to find out what happens next....

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

Uh oh indeed! Ronon and Rodney tend to bond over food, but not generally *that* way--I assume.

“And under the table. And on the window ledge. And against the....”

ROFL. Love that mental image. Hee! This alien donut series is tons of fun.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Ronon and Rodney tend to bond over food, but not generally *that* way--I assume.

I am NOT going there. You hear me? I am going to quit writing crack!fic and go back to angsty deep serious stuff. No more alien donuts. I mean it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_medley_/]

::nods:: OK, that's good. ::snicker::

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

You could pretend you believe me....

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

No more alien donuts. I mean it.

Anybody want a peanut?

[itsarift-thing.livejournal.com]

No you *must* write Rodney/Ronon it would be hysterical - actually just Ronon's face at seeing Rodney getting naked would be worth it :-)

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

oh dear god...

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

errr... sorry?

[the-dark-side.livejournal.com]

wow, you got to that comment quickly. I was still reading the other comments on the page (because that seems to be half the fun of this series).

no need to apologize...you just placed a really interesting mental image in my head involving Ronon and Rodney. please tell me the alien donuts don't end here.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

“Rodney’s comments about me being Kirk-like aren’t as far off as you’d think.”

http://darthhellokitty.livejournal.com/318396.html?style=mine&thread=1950396#t1950396

Love those alien donuts!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

lol!!! That's great!!!!

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

She's going to hell for saying that, because once you get that into your head, the parallels... terrifying!

Husband and I got DONUTS on the way home from movies - not alien donuts, but any donuts are nice. :-)

[nuptse.livejournal.com]

HEE! These are so much fun. Crack sprinked donuts for all!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

The alien donuts with sprinkles are the best kind! Thanks!

[unfeathered]

Oh, brilliant - you are having so much fun with these - and us along with you! :-)

This is so funny. Can't stop sniggering. :-)

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

My evil plan is working then! (Okay, making people snigger is not that much of an evil plan, but I had to start somewhere)

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol Awesome.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*g* thanks!

[secbeth.livejournal.com]

Rut Ro... Love the to of them!!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

glad you like it!

[eumenidis.livejournal.com]

Yes, very Kirk-like, only more flexible (in more ways than one) & seems to have learned humility earlier; Jack could well be a distant descendant of Kirk.

No more alien donuts?! Oh, no, cold turkey time!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

that's right. I am putting my foot down. No more alien donuts. Nope. Not writing them anymore. Really. Honestly. I swear.

[eumenidis.livejournal.com]

If no more alien sex donuts, how about alien can't-tell-a-lie donuts? Or alien obsession-with-football donuts? Or alien clothes-shopping-binge donuts? Or alien humiliate-your-annoying-coworker donuts?

[roguewords.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

gotta keep an eye out for those alien donuts, right? Glad you liked!