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donutsweeper ([personal profile] donutsweeper) wrote2007-11-11 12:01 am

Alien Donut Discussions

Title: Alien Donut Discussions
Pairing/Warning/Rating: Jack/John, none, rated PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Jack and John discuss the affect the alien donuts had on them
Author's Note:  TW/SGA crossover.  Third in alien donut crack!fic series. (the others are Alien Donuts, and Alien Donut Aftermath )

“So,”  Sheppard began, hesitantly, “alien donuts are aphrodisiacs?”

“Apparently so.”  Jack responded.

 “And as a result we had sex.”

“Yes.”

“A lot of sex.”

“Yes.”

“On the table.”

“And under the table.  And on the window ledge.  And against the....”

“I remember!  I remember.  It was...”  He shook his head in amazement.  “Where did you learn how to do...”  

 Jack shrugged.  “Rodney’s comments about me being Kirk-like aren’t as far off as you’d think.”

“Oh.  Speaking of Rodney, any idea where he went?”

“Nope, but he took the platter of donuts with him.”

“Isn’t he bunking with Ronon?”

“Yep.”

“Uh-oh.”



Author's Note#2:  Read Alien Donut Discoveries to find out what happens next....

[identity profile] eumenidis.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, very Kirk-like, only more flexible (in more ways than one) & seems to have learned humility earlier; Jack could well be a distant descendant of Kirk.

No more alien donuts?! Oh, no, cold turkey time!

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
that's right. I am putting my foot down. No more alien donuts. Nope. Not writing them anymore. Really. Honestly. I swear.

[identity profile] eumenidis.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
If no more alien sex donuts, how about alien can't-tell-a-lie donuts? Or alien obsession-with-football donuts? Or alien clothes-shopping-binge donuts? Or alien humiliate-your-annoying-coworker donuts?

[identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Putting my foot down about these sorts of things has never worked before... we'll see. I'm really curious what Jack and John discover between Ronon and Rodney.. so there's at least the slightest of chances we'll see more alien donuts...