In the "Perhaps Your Day Is Off To An Auspicious Start" Category....

[donutsweeper]

You are already running late when two of the whirling dervishes you sometimes refer to as your cats chased each other into the bathroom and smash into the shower curtain having it crash down on you and them just as you are trying to get the shampoo out of your eyes. Evil nutjobs proceed to get caught up the said curtain, become soaking wet (as, oddly enough, the water is running since you were taking a shower and all...) try to levitate out of the bathtub only to crash into the various shampoo/conditioner/body wash bottles, which clatter everywhere, startling them further sending them into the towel rack and then to bounce off the wall and then one falls into the toilet, the other knocks over the trash can and they tear out of the room leaving a trail of toilet paper and wet fur in their wake.


Some days there is not enough coffee in the WORLD to deal with it properly.

Comments

[mad-jaks.livejournal.com]

*hands chocolate*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

*noms gratefully*

[haldane.livejournal.com]

It's the sort of thing that if you wrote it as a scene for a book or film, people would complain about how "unrealistic" it was or "that would never happen".

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Lucky me, then. And my evil, psychotic, adorable cats.

[drunken-hedghog.livejournal.com]

Oh sweetheart, I'm so sorry that happened to you, but the image in my head is hilarious! You are (of course) played by Angelina Jolie, whereas the cats are voiced by Owen Wilson and Bobcat Goldthwaite respectively.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

bwhahahaham bobcat goldthwaite! YES! That's definitely Tini and Owen Wilson would make a very good Kato.

(The cats, however, were unimpressed when I went and informed them of this, but that may be because I woke them up)

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I know it must have sucked at the time, but when you think about it...that is brilliant. You couldn't have planned that if you tried.

But yes, ominous omens for the start of the day. *huggles*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Looking back on it, it's completely hilarious. Before coffee, however? Not so much.

[stackcats.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Thanks for that, it cheered me up ;p

I hope you didn't get scratched or crashed into too much though... and I bet those were some pretty miserable cats. Daft things!

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

oddly enough I didn't get scratched at all. Somehow. Not sure how that happened. There was a bit of a mess to clean up though :)

[noirrosaleen.livejournal.com]

Oh, cats...

Have you read "Why being into cats is essentially the same as being into psychotic tweakers" (http://nodogsonbeach.livejournal.com/265079.html)? You're reminding me terribly of that post. Read it aloud, if you can; I still have troubles breaking up into giggles reading it to friends.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

bwhahahaha that is awesome!!!! And terribly, scarily true.

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

OMG!! {{{hugs}}}

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It did lead to an exciting morning.

[bluefirebird.livejournal.com]

You gotta love 'em.

Just think how boring life would be without all of that.
I can imagine that you were pissed at the time, but the story has brightened up the crappy day I've had.

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Life would be utterly boring without crazy furballs. :) Glad this got a laugh!

Currently all three of my nutjobs are memorized by the fact the window is open for the first time in ages and (even better) there is a bunny rabbit munching on something under the bush right outside the window. They even turned down the opportunity to eat treats- the bunny and window are just too exciting.