In the "Perhaps Your Day Is Off To An Auspicious Start" Category....

[donutsweeper]

You are already running late when two of the whirling dervishes you sometimes refer to as your cats chased each other into the bathroom and smash into the shower curtain having it crash down on you and them just as you are trying to get the shampoo out of your eyes. Evil nutjobs proceed to get caught up the said curtain, become soaking wet (as, oddly enough, the water is running since you were taking a shower and all...) try to levitate out of the bathtub only to crash into the various shampoo/conditioner/body wash bottles, which clatter everywhere, startling them further sending them into the towel rack and then to bounce off the wall and then one falls into the toilet, the other knocks over the trash can and they tear out of the room leaving a trail of toilet paper and wet fur in their wake.


Some days there is not enough coffee in the WORLD to deal with it properly.

Comments

[awanderingbard.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I know it must have sucked at the time, but when you think about it...that is brilliant. You couldn't have planned that if you tried.

But yes, ominous omens for the start of the day. *huggles*

[donutsweeper.livejournal.com]

Looking back on it, it's completely hilarious. Before coffee, however? Not so much.